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Euro 2012 Semifinals: Wins, Woes & Wookies

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Without sounding redundant, we’re experiencing a mammoth hangover overload that’s seriously interferring with our ability to sit in front of a computer and get motivated to write anything decent.

Curse you, Polish mystery liquid goodness.

While we slowly get ourselves back on track (no promises), take a photographic walk in our gladiator sandals.

Euro 2012 Quarter Finals: Performance Enhancing

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And they said he didn’t perform on the pitch. Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.

Oh Kickettes, what a few days it has been.

The Czech Republic, France, Greece and England all fought valiantly in their respective quarter finals, but found themselves sliding inexorably out of the tournament and into the ether anyway, like a brand new mobile phone handset might slip out of a handbag and ruin the week of those who depend upon it for their very sanity.

What were we saying? Oh yeah. Euro 2012 quarter finals. Photos. Click here.

 

Euro 2012 Quarterfinal Preview: Mouthing Off

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In order for this match up to put its money where its mouth is, you’ll need to visually prey on the weak, naive and pouty. Images: AP Photo/Thanassis Stavrakis.

The luxury of the group stages is over and last night, over nachos and peach schnapps, we watched Portugal engage in a war of attrition against the Czech Republic’s goal.

It was a bit of a turgid affair, Kickettes, but eventually, Crisps and his slicked back style broke through the barricades and scored the only goal of the game, leading to much merriment and falling over. From us, not them.

With a trio of matches and the semifinals on the line this weekend, try not to worry too much. Your teams are going to be just fine.

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Euro 2012 In Pictures: It’s Torso Time

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Image: Shaun Botterill/Getty Images Europe.

Some mid-sections are never concerned with being caught unawares, Kickettes.

Here’s a “we came to get down” selection of them from all this weekend’s matches.

Good Week/Bad Week: Patriotism, Pash Plans & Pod Panic

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Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.

Last week was yet another battle of the physically and aesthetically superior.

So we’re a few days late, but you know you want in anyway.

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