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Lazy Links & Randoms

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We hate when we disappoint our readers with uncharacteristically sporadic posting schedules, but to be honest, we’ve been off our rockers all day. For that we must properly apologise:

1. We’re sorry.

2. It won’t happen again…this week.

3. What man candy can we bribe you with so we can makeup and be BFFs again?

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Marcel Schmelzer: Embarrassing Disco Moment

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Image: REUTERS/Ina Fassbender.

Marcel was hoping like hell no one saw him after his “Flashdance – The Musical” rehearsal until he managed to slip out of his costume.

Sadly for him, they did.

International Friendly Results: Fearing For The Future?

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Denmark to beat Brazil. Then this happened. Image: JOHANNES EISELE/AFP/GettyImages.

Judging from some of the upsets the big boys experienced over the weekend, Euro 2012 could well be won by a late entrant – i.e. three Kickette staffers, two of their pets and a cab driver from London named Steve.

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German NT: Missed Connections

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Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/GettyImages.

Friday morning on our detoured way to work we noticed you – a stunning mix of blondes and brunettes at national team training, four of whom had exposed midriffs.

We were the fence-climbing pack of females merely following their evolutionary drives. Our eyes met yours as we were being escorted us off the premises. Lovely way to start the day, really.

Contact us if intelligent conversation and red wine is something everyone fancies?

Arjen Robben: Not In The Mood For Penalty Or Posture Pep Talks

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Image: REUTERS/Alexander Hassenstein.

Arjen Robben’s missed the odd important penalty this season, but none was as crushing as the one he missed on Saturday. With the Champions League final poised at 1-1 in extra time,  Didier Drogba’s foul on Franck Ribery in the 95th minute handed Bayern Munich the opportunity to take the lead and…well, we all know how things ended.

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