With one blast of the newly patented Kickette Pheremone Spray™, this Kickette soldier girl is ensuring that Manuel Neuer will comply with all of her desires and whims for the next 24 hours.
You reckon this stuff will catch on?
“I had never experienced the mailman at the door getting on his knees and kissing my feet. The Italians are so crazy about football it’s unbelievable.”
– The German striker on life with Italian Serie A club Lazio.
Clown shoes-gate. That’s what happened last time Mesut got his model on. So when news of behind-the-scenes footage of a GQ Germany shoot broke this morning, we picked up our hipflasks lattes and morning croissants and headed to our safe viewing spot. That dark sinister space on the other side of the sofa.
Luckily, some of team-mate Cristiano’s modelling experience seems to have rubbed off on the doe-eyed one, and while he remains fully clothed at all times (boo!) he still looks super hot in these scenes. No frightening footwear, no migraines and no threats of nuclear attack necessary.
We’re so relieved we might have to skive off work this afternoon to celebrate.
Spiked egg nog may boast ‘Have A Drunkenly Forgettable Merry Christmas’, but nothing says ‘Happy Horny Holidays!’ quite like Sarah Brandner in a bubble bath.
We’re not sure what holidays everyone here celebrates (but are open to hearing more!), but most of our staff grew up believing that Santa was real and Grandma couldn’t ever make our favourite homemade cookies because she got run over by a reindeer.
Ever since the ‘advent’** of WAGs, things have clearly changed.
Share