With stories as vital and varied as David Luiz’ language lunacy, Helen Flanagan’s root issues and Peter Crouch’s wedding woes, Kickette’s Good Week/Bad Week column is the only place you can arm yourself with the information you need for a successful weekend.
Lovin’ Luiz: Anyone who hasn’t fallen in love with Chelsea’s David Luiz already should brace themselves for the flutters. Not since Jimmy Bullard’s Sky TV shenanigans has a player tangled with a TV camera with such hilarious consequences, as we watch the non-English speaking Luiz interfere with an interview conducted with colleagues Frank Lampard & Fernando Torres. Former Nandina lovers should look out for their boy’s inability to keep a straight face and fall in love all over again.
Look gorgeous while eating cake. Sylvie nails Kickette 101. Image: Celebrity Paradise via tfs.
In case you’re not familiar, Good Week/Bad Week is the post we cobble together on a Friday morning to reference all the stuff we forgot/couldn’t be bothered/were too drunk to post during the week.
There’s no point in lying, now is there?
Image Credit: John Richmond Eyewear. Image Source: Carmenitaola.com.
Home Schooling: Samuel Eto’o dons tortoise shell glasses and looks… well, let’s just say there’s a reason he’s in the ‘Good Week’ section of this post. The Kickette staff will be sent to bed without any cocktails tonight though, as we failed to include him in our amazing ‘Players As Pupils’ post. A+++ for Eto’o, E- for us, darn it.
Normal Baby Names: Antonio Cassano became a daddy this week to a healthy baby boy named Christopher; Kaká & Caroline have settled on calling their daughter-to-be-in-no-time Isabella (which means ‘god’s promise’) Hurrah!
Sticking Around: Some much needed good news for Arsenal fans, as Jack Wilshere confirms he will not be leaving his Adorkable friends for a lucrative deal at Manchester City. He made the announcement via Twitter (natch), accompanied by a pic of himself kissing the Gunners’ badge.