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'Hook Ups' Category
In another case of old relationships coming back to haunt you, Danny Simpson’s baby mamma Stephanie (who claims to be pregnant with their second child) has accused him of cheating on her with pop songstress, sex tapestress and X Factor judgestress, Tulisa, towards the end of their relationship. Separately, Krystal Benjamin (his alleged side, side piece) accused the right back of cheating on Stephanie throughout their 10 month long fling (which supposedly included jibberish sexts and free flights to the Southampton home he shared with Stephanie for late night romps). Jenny Thompson is also mixed up in the mess (and also pregnant, but not with his child) because – c’mon – how could she not be involved in this love quadrangle somehow?
Over the weekend Danny finally went on the public defense, insisting everyone around him knows the truth about these sordid tabloid stories.
It’s safe to say these allegations have really taken the jam out of gossip-loving doughnut this morning.
While we were off collectively losing our minds (and wallets), Christian Vieri and his anonymous lady friend were scootin’ and tootin’ around Miami Beach. Wonder if he and Pato trade dating secrets or something because Melissa Satta’s ex (a frequent habitué of SoBe) always pulls the pretty birds.
Unidentified lady friend’s windblown waves: do you like or lurve? Not that we’re judging her already or anything.
This morning’s footy left us with much to be desired, so here we are. Barely pissed on a Saturday, with something to offer everyone interested in the lucky bish having naked sleepovers at casa de Ramos™.
The message boards and gossip watchers are buzzing after Lecturas first published [Ed. Note: hellow - always the rumour starters] “news” of a new couple: Barcelona defender, Dani Alves, and supermodel, Bar Rafaeli. After they allegedly met at a party he bombarded her with texts until she agreed to go out with him. Or, possibly he just showed her his abs and she immediately acquiesced.
You might recall that Alves and his wife split up about a year ago, which would’ve cleared the way for he and Bar’s supposed friendship to blossom into a fully blown going-steady-for-four-months-now relationship. That is, of course, if Lecturas’ claims had actually been true and not just some hogwash like Alves insisted on Twitter this afternoon. And…scene.
On a seperate note, how great is the word, “allegedly”? It’s like a magic eraser phrase that says, “don’t sue” so nicely.