This is Missé Beqiri and these are her extremely not safe for work “girls”. We’re particularly impressed by her ability to smoke a cigarette with one hand and no bra.
If those perky things didnt get your attention maybe this will: she’s a Swedish model who is said to be dating Manchester United’s Danish backdoor bad boy keeper, Anders Lindegaard.
As far as we can tell, Missé doesn’t seem to have the same loose morals and questionable standards that we often look for in WAGs or strive to possess ourselves. That’s without taking into account her plethora of nudie shots and the inevitable paralysis of our pupils had we actually looked through her nipples’ entire portfolio, though.
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Stephen Ireland wouldn’t dare forget to bring his snakeskin pants to Ronaldinho’s next pyjama party…would he?
If you think this is good, just wait.
It gets better.
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Carlo Ancelotti and his possible new mystery girlfriend in Venice. Image Credit: Repubblica.it.
- He’s 52-years-old and hails from Italy, was unceremoniously sacked from Chelsea after winning the double and his personal life rivals a good daytime soap opera. But we still love us some Carlo Ancelotti, despite his new unidentified Jerry Hall look-alike-from-afar new gal pal that he was papped all around Venice with.
-Our vote is for Tottenham having a Christmas party, if that counts for anything (it probably doesn’t).
- Does this mean a move to Paris and Ligue 1 is back ‘on’ for the Beckhams?
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PS – we just realised Brooksy caught wind of this a whole day before we did. But who cares ‘cos sharing is caring!
We’ve watched many a young child tackle the button pressing bonanza that is FIFA 12, but we’ve never seen a controller combination cause this to happen.
Have you?
No?
Thought not. But while you’re reaping the benefits that pixellated players bring to your life, spare a thought for Fabs. He got carted off during Arsenal’s 3-1 defeat to Olympiakos last night, after picking up a knee injury in a collision with Thomas Vermaelen.
We think even he would agree that picking up Andy Carroll in the penalty area is preferable.
Keep calm and read on, Kickettes. Image Credit: AP.
Sadly, it was anything but quiet on the news front for us this past weekend, but as always, we’re ready and willing to help you bounce back into work action.
Although if you require posts in addition to this one, know that we’ll only resume work upon receipt of our mandatory compensation (in this case that would be Thanksgiving leftovers from our U.S.-based readers).
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They tried to keep it private, but Vedran Ćorluka clearly did not factor into our roving reporter’s persistence whilst on duty.
Yes, it’s true, the Spurs defender is now dating 27-year-old Croatian model Vedrana (nah, that won’t be confusing) Linardić.
What do we know about our newest club member? Well, she recently ended a relationship with NK Lokomotiva striker Nino Bule, she’s quite famous in her home country but aspires to have international recognition before retirement. Dating an EPL footballer will not harm her chances in this regard. Vedrana is also a trained teacher, implying that she is patient, relaxed and used to dealing with juvenile behaviour. This may be useful, since the Xmas party season will soon be on us.
Lastly, the reason she is with Vedran is that ‘he can talk for hours’ and ‘knows what he wants in life‘. Oi! No snarking at the back, Kickettes! He really loved Iva when he had that tattoo done.
Lucky he had it removed though, no?
Ashely Cole and Chloe Green leaving Cirque du Soir, Ganton Street, London.
Ashley Cole and Chloe Green are a rando mix of people to be seen exiting Cirque du Soir’s backdoor separately at 4am, no?
Clearly they must be doing it. And clearly Ashley has a fetish for wannabe ballerinas.
Just kidding! We have no clue why the Chelsea man and the reality telly star were doing their best to play coy and undercover when they weren’t even pictured together, but at least Ashley looked spiff in the process.
That is, until he got into a heated argument with a passer by along his way home, politely picking a fight with the stranger smack dab in the middle of the street. Although his mate was successful in his attempts at physical containment, Ashley then rifled off a verbal assault on bystanding paparazzi, telling one of them that they’d be ‘dead in two years’.
All’s fair in lust & street fights?
French International, one-time calendar boy/proud nudist and Valencia central defender took some time out of his busy Albanian tourist schedule to remind us why he’s out of our league:
‘[My] type is Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Megan Fox, Shakira. I think it is clear that if I have to choose, I prefer brunettes.’
We find it moderately interesting that Rami covets Gerard Pique’s blond haired other half since Shakira hasn’t been a brunette for some time now, and Valencia and Barcelona play one another in two weeks’ time (give or take a few days, counting is not our forte).
Nothing will probably come of it – unless we magically secure some tickets to the Mestalla and low light appointments at Aveda before then.
Image via Tumblr.
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