'Hook Ups' Category

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


Melanie Slade English WAG Arsenal

Arsenal’s Theo Walcott and his longtime girlfriend, Melanie Slade, looked tattered and tired post-overnight stay at the Mayfair Hotel. They must’ve played a taxing game of Twister. Yes, that’s what those crazy kids are calling it these days. Image: PacificCoastNews.com.

Show of hands, eye winks or thumbs up: who is feelin’ this past weekend’s irresponsible intake of alcohol and cupcakes?


- We can’t determine why, but Brazilian model Analu Campos denied ever flirting, frolicking or fornicating with Marco Borriello.

- Steven Gerrard’s wrinkles were out in full, observation-only effect. And with the departure of his Spanish love just before Valentine’s Day, who can blame him?

Image: Clive Brunskill/Getty Images Europe.

- Jessica Lawlor and Claudine Keane are up for Peter Mark VIP Awards. Well, it is awards season, but we somehow didn’t save this ceremony’s date.


Gerard Pique & Shakira: Dating Or Just Dabbling?


Dating or Just Doing It

Image: Facebook.

One picture down (our pockets are NOT 300K fuller, mind you) and what are our thoughts on the matter?

Carles Puyol is one lucky guy.

And you, Kickettes?

Marco Borriello: Back On The Market?


Image: Blog.leiweb.it. Thx for the tip, EC!

There are many potholes on the road to love, and Nina Senicar may just be one big speed bump in Marco Borriello’s little black book.

It appears that, like all hook up-based relationships, something other than Marco’s hair lost its luster.

Recently, Nina was out and about as she flirtatiously frollicked with former Italian ‘baller Stefano Bettarini.  In fact, the two were acting all *smitten* together outside a cafe in Milan’s city centre. They made no attempt at dodging the paps mid-canoodling, mind you.

On one hand, we gotta hand it to the girl. She’s managed to get her name alongside both of the equally-attractive Borriello brothers before managing another 5 minutes of photo fame with this bald-headed fellow. On the other hand, though, she’s gotten us to waste far too many words on her undeserved romantic rendezvous.

As our Mums always said – separation need not signify the end, but the start of a healing process. We’re here for you Marco, ready and willing. For whatever you’ve got in mind.

Barca ‘Ballers’ Love Files: Gerard Pique & Leo Messi – UPDATED


On Wednesday, Pique only had eyes for NFL star Chad Ochocinco. Who knows were his baby blues will wander off to next? Image: Twitpic.

Trying to act oblivious to the consistently erratic reports concerning his love life, Gerard Pique spent the earlier part of his week hanging with everyone’s newest footy BFF, Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson.

Similarly, we’ve been coping with the influx of partially hysterical e-mails questioning his dating status by hanging out with our newest BFF, Peppermint Schnapps.


Vedran Ćorluka: Back On The Market… Ish?


Image: Google.hr.

We gotta hand it to the 6’4, silky jet-black haired Croatian man candy: Tottenham’s Vedran Ćorluka finally kicked the drunk-off-her-arse-in-public bird to the kerb.

Ćorluka’s ex-girlfriend, Iva Buzov, moved out of their London flat and high-tailed it back to Zagreb two months ago. Turns out, Iva wasn’t “his destiny,” something her friends echoed to the media when they shamelessly blabbed about the “lack of passion” between the Croatian pair.

Of course, these “friends” neglected to mention the rumours of his infidelity. Naturally and, not surprisingly.

Moving on to a couple of days ago, when Mr. Ćorluka was seen leaving Whiskey Mist with a new girl. She’s still unindentified but according to press, looks quite a bit like the Croatian model Jelena Urukalo.

So, looks like we missed our window of opportunity to gaze longingly into Corluka’s huge green eyes whilst humming the Wedding March. Bollocks.

Thanks R!