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Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Saturday

- Cheryl Cole spoke to more! magazine, and revealed that she trusts “destiny and fate”, but not her hair. Chezza believes a bad hair day equals an all-around pissy day and went as far to say that she won’t leave the house if she’s worried about her hair. (Eds note: Except for this one time.) Head-against-the-wall type of statement to make if we’ve ever heard one.

- In April, Michael Ballack signed on to be the new face of L’Oreal’s Men Expert line, and thankfully we’ve not had to wait long to catch a glimpse of the Chelsea big man (literally – look at his nethers in those jeans) shilling shaving cream.

- Remember the Orlando Bloom dinner on offer at last week’s Arsenal charity dinner? Turns out skipper Cesc Fabregas was that auction’s highest bidder, and is gifting his winning prize to his sister, Carlota. Twenty other players gave £5,000 of their own money to the cause, helping to raise £450,000 at the gala for the Greater Ormond Street Children’s Hospital.

British WAGs- Who knew Nicola T. and Helen F. were such good mates? The Corrie star, and girlfriend of Wigan’s Scott Sinclair, was seen out wearing a t-shirt from her fellow WAG’s clothing range, Delicious Couture.

- Sthefany Brito may have realised the untimely error of her prenup ways as she’s seeking monthly spousal support from Pato to the tune of €50,000. Monthly. As in, every 30 days. Sthef argues that she had to “give up her career” for the marriage; however, Pato’s lawyer, speaking on his behalf, is said to be fighting the fee since “seven months of marriage does not ruin a career”. Hmm. Whose side to take?

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WTF Files: If Guti’s Piggies Could Talk…

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Would they describe his lust for his new lady friend as sweet and sexy or a bit attention-starved?

Cristiano Ronaldo: Big Girls Do It Better

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This is the most random collection of fantastic – and possibly fictional – things you will ever read about Cristiano Ronaldo’s bedroom behaviour. Warning. This is a tad PG-13. And it’s not our English translation, we promise you.

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Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Cheat Sheet

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Saturday

- Elen is back! After her Tesco’s undie shoots failed to woo Frank, Ms. Rives has stepped up her game and will be appearing on ITV’s, Marco’s Kitchen Burnout. Other Z-list contestants include fellow failed-WAG Nancy Dell’Olio. Elen has mentioned that she’s been skinning rabbits from an early age and revealed the inner workings of her mental chambers as she cited a vital reason why she joined the show: ‘it would be great if it led to a new career.’ At least she’s honest. Set your dvd recorders for Friday at 9pm, this is not to be missed!

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Iker and Sara: The Pap Shots Heard Round The World

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Before we head off to shock treatment therapy, we wanted to provide these images of Real Madrid’s Iker Casillas and his girlfriend, Sara Carbonero so they can burn themselves on your brains.

Still conscious? Thank the lovely Marion from Bellazon for the images of a loved-up, snuggle-faced Iker that will forever live on in your Pastasauce psychosis.

More below. They look really, really happy, don’t they?

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