'Hook Ups' Category

Iker Casillas: The Exit Needs Work

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Well, what do we have here?

Spanish gossips are reporting a potentially uncomfortable morning-after walk-o’-shame situation involving our favourite goal-keeper, Iker Casillas. While the whole, factual truth of this rendezvous –  including the chica’s identity -  is not available for public consumption, Iker’s sheepish look of guilt has us in a tizzy speculating the endless possibilities of this early afternoon gathering.

Is she his lead PR rep? A beard-groomer? The local Avon lady pushing the company’s newest shimmer-kiss lip balm?

Regardless, we think Iker needs a little coaching in avoiding detection by the press/friends/family/current lovers thing. Here’s a few pointers, luv:

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John Terry: Notes on a Scandal

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UPDATE: Vanessa Perroncel has spoken to the Guardian and her side of the story tells a very different one to the others being presented.

Digging ourselves out of the mountainous pile of tabloid reports, JT jokes, and tired “WAGs as role models” arguments, we find that yet, again, we are left with more questions than answers in the John Terry, Wayne Bridge and Vanessa Perroncel fiasco.

Call it information overload, call it alcohol kills brain cells, we’re not bothered.

The big news this afternoon is Fabio Capello’s decision to take John Terry off of captaincy duty for the England team. In a statement provided by the FA, Capello commended JT’s performance as captain but said that taking “other considerations” into account he thought it was best for the team.

We all know what those “other considerations” are: John Terry’s oft-lauded, but badly-behaving penis.

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Lazy Links and Randoms

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Mikel Arteta, who are you playing peek-a-boo with? No need to play coy with us, luv.

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DaMarcus Beasley has his car set alight. That’s not hot. [via UF.com]
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Thierry Henry’s got bad guts and missed training with Barcelona.
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David Beckham is getting nervous about returning to Old Trafford. His wife Victoria recently chose a face-lift without surgery at American Idol.
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The Champions League final was bigger than the Superbowl last year. Does that mean we’ll get Janet and Justin performing in 2010?
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Danielle Lloyd talks about her plans for her marriage to Jamie O’Hara next summer.
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Javier Pastore, hottie or nottie?
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Robinho raps. Who knew? And, also: who cared?
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Darius Vassell is an awesome blogger. This is really cute.
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The footballers are sleepy and they’re saying some silly stuff.
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Finally, we’ve a question for you Kickettes: where do you sit in terms of your JT scandal overload? Do you want us to give it more time? Or keep the salacious updates to a minimum? We’re curious to know where the army stand on this.

Rumoured Relations: Marco Borriello, Guti

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They’ve made names for themselves with their playboy antics, sartorial choices and all-round entertainment factor. (Oh, and yes, they do play rather good football as well).

Let’s check in with Milan’s Marco Borriello and Real Madrid’s Guti to get the latest eye-brow raising gossip from their love lives. Bring protection.

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Midweek Mmm: Vintage Frank Lampard

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Frank = still foine

If you haven’t heard, Christine Bleakley has formally claimed him as hers. Go in peace as we mourn the loss of Frank’s brief single-guy-with-sauce-on-my-lap status.

Question: do you think yakking to the press at this stage is wise? We feel it often results in something similar to the HELLO! magazine photoshoot curse.