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Lass all hot and bothered
Well, hey there Mr. Diarra. You look like you could use a towel.
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Happy belated b-day to Valencia’s resident feral kitty, David Silva. He turned 24 on January 8th.
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Before Inter Milan’s nail biting win on Saturday, Mario Balotelli was papped stealing car-kisses from his new girlfriend of 3 months, Barbara Guerra.
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Win a Shake Weight, look like Alex Gerrard.
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After the NOTW reported that Danielle Lloyd hired Olly Murs to sing at her engagement party next Saturday, she tweeted to confirm the story. Then posted this picture of her fiancee and new puppy.
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MarcaHave the best bubbles on hand, ladies, because Iker Casillas is going to need some sponge baths after he announced plans to head to the MLS/Football Retirement Home* once his career with Real Madrid is over. For now, he’s celebrating 9 beautifully coiffed years at his club plus 1 badly-bearded season.
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Edwin Van Der Sar is back training with Manchester United in Qatar.
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The Spanish Brazilian Marie Claire have chosen their 12 sexiest footballers, presented in handy calendar form. Alena Seredova also has a new, rather boobylicious calendar too.
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This week in mouthing off: Robbie Savage takes a shot at a BBC reporter, Jose Mourinho faces charges for his verbal stylings at an Italian journalist and Tom Hicks Jr. says buh-bye after his “shoulda paused for a spell check” email moment.
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We’re not impressed with the joke, but we are very interested in the photo of Lampsy and JT sunning.
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We will however, have a chuckle over Liverpool’s Jamie Carragher forgetting how old his son is.
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*Please. No angry letters from MLSers. We’ve had enough of the mad and angries and judgies of late. We make jokes here folks. About all teams, all leagues, all players.

Lazy Links & Randoms

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A Becks and Borri sandwich? Don't mind if we do.
Warning: watching 90 minutes of the Becks and Borriello show may affect your ability to drive or operate heavy machinery.
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In case you missed our tweet a few days ago, Annamarie Van der Sar is out of intensive care and doctors say she should fully recover. Wonderful news!
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Cheryl Cole is tired of the rumours about her marriage. Apparently, not wearing a wedding ring is a fashion statement, not a relationship statement.
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Obviously in a mood of disclosure, Chazza also has said that she made her first boyfriend wait ages before she lost her virginity. At 15.
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Corluka tatt Are these ten players going to define the next decade?
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What on earth? Inter’s Chivu in the hospital with a fractured skull? At least the club says the surgery went well.
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Patrik BergerPatrik Berger is hanging up his boots at the age of 36. Let’s hope he kept the camo short-shorts.
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Best footy player website ever? Quite possibly.
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We are dying over this brilliant piss take of the Redknapp’s holiday advert.
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A reminder: real men wear Speedos.

Twitter Talk: The Belletti Family

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Decos costume party

Deco, he of Chelsea and Portuguese NT fame, held a costume party over the New Year, and the Belletti family partook in the fun.

Deco’s club teammate Juliano Belletti’s choice for fancy dress was meager -  an L.A Lakers uniform, while his sister Luana channeled her inner Marilyn Monroe. The girl to their left had the most creative costume: an American girl who dresses slutty on Halloween.

In case you haven’t heard, many celebrities enjoy spewing monotonous ramblings on Twitter. Don’t know how to find? Just follow us and we’ll lead you to the Twitpic promise land.  Few ‘ballers, however, post the wide assortment of 140-character tweets as the Belletti family does. In fact, they seem to have the strongest chance of rivaling our favorite U.S. famewhores, The Kardashians.

Luana posted the above party photo over the holidays while Juliano has been known to share shots of his wife in a bikini from time to time.

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Gerard Pique: He’s So, Like, 2009

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Pique Elephant Trunk

He may be gone, but his elephant tusk will never be forgotten.

As we reported some forgetful weeks back, Gerard Pique has a new love interest. The Barcelona defender recently admitted to” settling down” after bagging his First.Girlfriend.Ever. Try not to choke on this morning’s bendy mimosa straws as you laugh at the impossibleness of that last statement.

Unfortch, we must say it is so, because thanks to the roving eyes of one of our first-class traveling Kickettes, Pique and his galpal were spotted on a Delta flight from NYC to Barca before the New Year. Since we all secretly care a smidge, our spy detailed his lady friend for us:

She had dirty blonde, shoulder-length hair; blue eyes and was much shorter than him.  She was petite with a round face and pretty plain looking. She looked like his little sister.

That is, until they got hot and heavy in a cabin make-out sesh. All flight long. Cue Lionel Richie.
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Lazy Links & Randoms

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Sandro!
We don’t feature enough of the sexy Alessandro Nesta, do we? Here he is at La Torretta Sport awards in Sesto San Giovanni. Image via Getty.

Andrey Arshavin’s gal wants a £5 million wedding? Hell to the yeah.

Dimitar Berbatov: serious drama up in his household. Yikes.

Jordan and Jermain Defoe? Guess it was time. Or, perhaps not. There’s also this chick.

Did Clarence Seedorf hook up with George Clooney’s gal?

Looks like Jamie O’Hara’s making an honest woman of Danielle Lloyd. It’s truly the end of an era, Kickettes.

Sylvie van der Vaart celebrates the successful end of her chemotherapy with a party.

We hear rumours that Gary and Emma Neville are expecting their second baby, due in March… congrats!

Arsenal’s Gael Clichy has a pretty spiffy mobile phone set up.

Behind the scenes at our new obsession’s photo shoot for DiR.

Baby Bojan, is that you?

Ronaldo’s wizard is giving us the itchies.

The World Cup draw is looming. We need a double dose of Rescue Remedy to hang on until Wednesday.


thx SB and Z!