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Cristiano in Madrid

Cristiano Ronaldo’s back in training. Tell the truth, you’d throw yourself on the bonnet of his car to get his attention, wouldn’t you? We practice stunt-rolls daily. Image via Getty

How to survive a Roy Keane attack. Sigh. We’d love one.

Croatian keeper saves a cat, gets booked. Meow!

Arsenal Wenger expresses himself with a few choice expletives.

Fashion showdown: Pep Guardiola v Jose Mourinho

Gerard Pique: wears troll beads, looks orange.

Oh dearStuttgart’s Markus Babbel’s face. Because it’s funny.

FIFA schedule an extraordinary meeting.

We’re bored of this story already.

Guti and his new student fling, Paula, spent a relaxing few days in Ibiza touring his favorite sights.

Baby Kai heads to Old Trafford with Coleen.

Spurs fans: it’s not a dream.

Antonio Cassano set his wedding date smack-dab in the middle of the World Cup he was probably going to be excluded from.

Christine Bleakley: Welcome to the Club


Christine Bleakley in May2009Other than the ghost of Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we’ve not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.

However, over the last few weeks, many “sightings” of the couple have taken place and “sources” have come forward with details of such events.

Let’s see what’s really going on, shall we?

Two short quotes should sum things up nicely:


The Hook Up: Nicklas Bendtner and Caroline Fleming


Nicky BCaroline Fleming

Have you heard? We first discovered the news about our favourite Party Boy’s new love last week. We’ve compiled a few fascinating and entertaining details and thought we’d share with you in compact bullet-point form.


The Hook Up: Miguel Torres and Patricia Conde?


Miguel TorresSorry. Of all the photos to choose, we picked the lollipop one. We fail.
There might just be a Kickette brawl, folks. This morning our Spanish amigas from Poprosa alerted us to cougar-on-the-Migi-prowl Patricia Conde and her advances towards our coveted pillow lips. He’s 23 – she’s 30.

Rumour has it, after being introduced recently by Iker “the evil matchmaker” Casillas, they went shopping (sob) and to the movies.

Until we have photo proof, we’re going to postpone our talking-to with Senior Casillas, but mark our words, he will get a severe dressing-down from us in some way, shape or form. (If you’re thinking it will involve nudity, you’re spot on.)

However, we’ve also learned that Migi has that bad streak in him we always knew (hoped) he could muster up. Gossip sources say (in Spanish, natch) Patricia and Miguel got it on prior to her relationship with Dani Martin being kaputz.

Betcha also didn’t know he once dated two former teammates rumored loves: Ariatne Artiles (Iker) and Marisa Gómez-Sandoval (Cristiano). Get on with your bad self, Miguel! Nonetheless, if the rumours do prove true, we hope his Whopper Juniors go straight to her thighs.

Lazy Links & Randoms


Helen Svedin for Chamilla jeweleryHelen Svedin (Figo’s wifey) looks gorgeous; shills jewelery for at Chamilla’s new collection at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid.

Becks trims his beard, takes off his shirt. Son Cruz continues his reign of family superstar.

Want a kiss from Gerard Pique? Just ask for it (on a cardboard sign) and you shall receive.

Prioritizing minty fresh breath is an admirable trait.

A quick run down of John Terry’s weekend?

Confirm father nominated for the Parental F*ckups of the Year award; follow with a warm return to Lampsy’sever-loving arms.

Also: How hard can it possibly be to score a photo of Frank Lampard with his rumoured new gal Christine? Yeesh. London paps what’s up?

Nemanja VidicNemanja Vidic’s new ads for Puma: sexy or scary? Or (as we like it), both? Or, do you prefer Gigi Buffon’s version?

Cristiano Ronaldo says his move to Real was like getting a new girlfriend. Um?

Atletico Madrid coach Quique Sanchez Flores is dating a hot Hungarian model named Orsi, who happens to be the sister of the late Miklos Feher.