'Hook Ups' Category

Lazy Links & Randoms


Miguel Torres Mmm Miguel Torres. Yes, he’s at the Zadig & Voltaire shop opening in Madrid with a girl. But we’re not going to let that stop our wedding plans.

Cheryl Cole goes to number one; wears a heinous dress. (Keep scrolling.)

Is Joe Cole the most under-rated Chelsea player?

Sylvie van der Vaart says when she finishes chemo she wants to have another baby.

Has Frank Lampard hooked up with Christine Bleakley? Looks like Saskia got faded like this season’s acid wash denim.

Is this something only game geeks can appreciate or are you impressed too?

Gerard Pique gives good photo shoot.

JT and Bobby Zamora are fishing buddies? Who knew?

The Daily Eboue? Sure, why the hell not.

Best. Berba. Pic. Ever.

Teaser: Cristiano Ronaldo


Cristiano you tease

We’re going back to our roots, Kickettes.

We’ve heard your pleas and are pledging to bring you more Cristiano Ronaldo skin exposure news as opposed to burning your pupils to a fiery pulp with shots of whatsherface.

Side note: speaking of Nereida, she just went to the hairdressers. We’ve seen her apply, remove, and repeat her weave; that’s not an image we’re soon to recover from.

Iker Casillas wants it. He wants it bad. Or, he's just fooling around and we're projecting.So, after enjoying the above image of Cristiano’s thighage, we’re next going to shift our focus to uncovering his secret to attracting men. Specifically Kaka, Sergio and now, (and again), Iker.

Care to discuss? Or, alternatively, let’s just all head off to the pub. We’re so over this week.

Sergio Ramos: Close Encounters of the Cougar Kind?


Pimpin' ain't easy

Sergio Ramos and the Spanish National Team visit the Spanish troops deployed in Bosnia. Image via AS.com

Some observations:

1. Her haircare conditioning treatment is far superior to Sergio’s;
2. Gillette Mach3 razors should seriously consider sponsoring the Spanish National Team;
3. Your eyes are not deceiving you. Their eyebrows are preparing to face-off in arch battle;
4. Sergio’s jawline is highly impressive; this may explain his nose job complex.

These observations lead us to further questions:


The Hook Up: Iker Casillas and Some Chick


Iker Casillas and Ana Handholder

Photo via Hola! / Europa

Okay, that’s not really fair. She’s not just “some chick”. She’s obviously “some chick that Iker Casillas is happy to be publically photographed holding hands with and kissing.” Our twitchy jealous fingers are taking control of the keyboard.

Her name is Ana Isabel (which, by the by, is actually Kickette-short for Ana Isabel Medinabeitia Domínguez), she works as a marketing director for a bank and apparently she’s been on the scene since the summer. Last week, Spanish tabs spotted Iker dining with Ana in Madrid’s city center. As you can see by the above photo, they strolled hand-in-hand to the car afterwards.

Whew. That’s some heavy duty journalistic reportage right there. Thanks Diez Minutos. Also: she carries the LV Speedy 30. That’s some heavy duty journalistic reportage right there from us.

Alas, we digress.


Good Week/Bad Week: Bills, Booty and B-Days


Michael BallackGOOD WEEK

The Golden Age
Hats off to Francesco Totti and Michael Ballack for celebrating their 33rd birthdays last week. We’ll cheers to the three decades of computer-melting mancandy material they’ve supplied us with. You know, like this. And this. And also this – if you’re into that kind of thing.

Adobe Photoshop Elements 8
This photo-retouching program is barely seven days old but it’s already proving to be high-value. Just check out these Nereida Gallardo images (potentially NsoSFW) for proof. Unfortunately, Photoshop can’t alter one’s human form but we’re certain Nereida’s already sent a request to the programmers for future consideration.