'Hook Ups' Category

Iker and Eva: Still On

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They’re known in the Spanish media as being a very on again off again couple, but Iker Casillas and his model g/f, Eva Gonzalez are definitely still together.

Here they are out and about recently during the Euro 2008 comp – please, we ask that you kindly do not point out to us the loving look in Iker’s eyes as he gazes upon his other half. We have called our 12-step Iker counselor and will be dealing with this later today.  Many thanks in advance.

Also, Iker, we adore you, but that colour of denim must be retired back to the 1994 vault from whence it came.

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Vacay: Ashley and Cheryl Cole in Spain

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Can anyone – perhaps a divorce attorney – shed some light on why these two are on holiday together?

We’re quite certain that most women – even the most butterfly and princess-hearted ones – would have kicked Ashley Cole’s admitted cheating, lying and vomiting-on-a-random-skank-self to the kerb.  At high speed.

But not Chazza.  One must admire her ability to completely ignore her former statements about infidelity. 

“This generation is really having it pushed down their throat, that being a footballer’s wife is the be all and end all. It’s not. What if you get cheated on or beaten up? What are you going to do then? Stay there for the Chloé handbag? I don’t think so.”

Hmm. Admire, or perhaps as in our case, mock and serve up a hefty dose of bitch, please to the table. Cheryl, we do love you, yet your love life confuses and annoys us almost as much as your swimsuit choices.

Are we being too harsh, dear readers? Do you support the reconciliation?

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Hook Ups: Victoria Beckham and Corey Haim

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Kickettes that were living it up in the 80s, do you remember this bloke?

Corey Haim, formerly of hit film The Lost Boys and teen magazines everywhere, currently of lard arse and reality TV attempted comeback, has spoken on record about his relationship with Victoria Beckham. 

Back in the early Spice Girls days, he and Victoria hooked up and were a bit of an item.  He even met her parents.  She liked to knaw on his lip, apparently.  He says the attraction between them was instant:

“Five girls in these crazy outfits piled out of a car. They were like these punk chicks, Sid Vicious chicks. They walked into the studio and I met Vic. I put the lock on her, sniper eyes. I had to hang out with her. It was my obligation as a man to do that.“

Victoria’s version of how they split up is slightly different than his – she says she got sick of his jealousy over her like of Take That and she threw him out of the car. His version? We can’t really remember, we were too busy staring in horror at what this man currently looks like. 

Props to Victoria for showing him the door. Shall we do a direct comparison of her current partner vs Mr. Haim today?  Yes, and that’s just the physical. It’s pointless to compare the financial situs, but we’re sure you can guess who comes out on top.

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Click through to watch the video before Posh’s people pull it off the internet.  Dis-enjoy!

 

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Philippe Senderos: PDOA

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Philippe Senderos fangirls, stalkers and etcs, can you ID this chica he’s interlocking fingers with?

We’ve been told this is his girlfriend (isn’t she cute?) and that the photo is fairly recent, but we have very little corroborating information nor other proof of Mr. S’s love interest.

Anyone?

Kun and Giannina Go Shopping

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Here’s Atlético Madrid’s Sergio “Kun” Agüero out with his girlfriend Giannina Maradona – daughter of the legendary Diego.

Our observations on this happy couple spotted shopping at Louis Vuitton?

1. Can you imagine the potential footie skillz (yes, with a ‘z’ – the superpowers would be that great) that their offspring would possess?
2. One can only assume they’re cackling away at the thought of their combined wealth compared to that of the average lowly millionaire.
3. One can also safely assume the combined height of this pair tops out at eight feet, max.

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