We hate when we disappoint our readers with uncharacteristically sporadic posting schedules, but to be honest, we’ve been off our rockers all day. For that we must properly apologise:
1. We’re sorry.
2. It won’t happen again…this week.
3. What man candy can we bribe you with so we can makeup and be BFFs again?
In the grand tradition of pop singers dating footballers, 2008 X Factor winner and actual talented singer, Alexandra Burke, seems to be well and truly shacked up with Tottenham Hotspur forward and dubious dater, Jermain Defoe.
Her rumoured former fling once supposedly spoke of his super sized sexual adventures, so it was only a matter of slow-news time until Raffaella Fico (Mario Balotelli’s current girlfriend) spoke out about her own partner preferences.
La Gazzetta dello Sport originally reports:
“Apart from Balotelli, I’ve only been with Cristiano Ronaldo. And I can assure you that Mario is much better.”
It’s not clear if Miss Fico meant as a player, person, lover or mini-bike rider, but it’s good to know skanking it up still pays dividends.
Speaking of C-Ron, gossip mongers were speculating about the party being over for he and Irina last week, which was silly given the fancy schmancy scarf Cristiano Ronaldo Jr was wearing around his daddy’s girlfriend at Sunday’s Real Madrid v Espanyol match. Kid’s showing early signs of actual style, Kickettes, and that to us is the most impressive news of all.