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Belated Birthday Wishes: Xabi Alonso

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xabi celebrates his 31st birthday

Images via Facebook.

Happy Birthday, Xabi baby. 31 looks good on you, as it should after the big year you’ve had. What, with winning the La Liga title, successfully
defending
the SNT’s European championship, being one half of footy’s power couple of the year and evolving into the all-time GQMF-ing boss and all.

31st birthdayIn a serendipitous moment, WAG and footballer BNO staple, Mahiki in London, also celebrated a birthday on 25 November – six years of hosting champagne toasts with skeevies, skankettes and the players who love both in equal doses.

Truly, what a day it is for celebrations, Kickettes!

WTF Files: Our Server

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Having trouble accessing the site? That’s because our server left early to get a good spot at the pub before the Chelsea/Manchester United match and after Frankenstorm hit.

Apparently we’ve been getting excessive hits from certain IP addresses which melted down some doohickey or other and thus, Kickette is on a semi-martini break. We suspect the excessive hits are coming from those looking for hot photos of Iker Casillas, or possibly those seeking an update with regards to our Finest Five vacancy. Alas, we can only provide one of those things at the mo.

A fascinating question as brought to us by a lovely reader: Does the sexification of Iker Casillas from the eyebrows down in the photo above outweigh the severe and devastating levels of fugliness from his eyebrows up? Take your time, it truly is not an easy answer.

Photo Call: Xabi Alonso For Emidio Tucci

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Image: Hoymujer.es.

There’s only one reason to go to a press conference, and it sure ain’t for the news.

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Crocked: Yoann Gourcuff

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Images: OLWeb.

Time for us to add another name to our treatment table queue, Kickettes: Monsieur Gourcuff.

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Yoann Gourcuff: Counting Down The Trophee Des Champions Days

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Here’s a splendidly fluffy-haired clip of YoGo discussing the Trophee Des Champions in his native language. The middle bit goes completely over our English-as-a-first-and-only-language heads, but what a delightfully handsome boy he is all the same.

Kickettes, have we informed you yet of our upcoming attendance at the Lyon vs Montpellier match that Lashes is plugging (scheduled for 28 July in New York City)?

Ah. So we see we have. On more than one occasion.

Forgive our VIP seat, open bar and Giroud/Gourcuff within touching distance excitement.