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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Oh, hai there. Image: EFE.

Saturday

- Our mums always said don’t let a guys’ wrinkled clothes or dodgy bull fight hairstyles fool you because it’s what’s inside their pants and underneath their shirts that counts. [ABC.es]

- Heart of Midlothian ‘ballers, hang onto your 2012 Scottish Cup winners’ medals. It’s time for you to claim our free drinks for life prizes. [TribalFootball.com], [Daily Record] & [BBC Sport]

- If Blair Gavin can make a Midori Sour equal parts Midori and Sour perfectly on the first try then his suspiciously strange mustache can mix our drinks anytime. [KCKRS via OMG-Yanks ]

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Xabi Alonso: Black & White Bossypants

Image: Hugo Boss Espana.

Ever since the womb and all the way to the tomb, Xabi Alonso is a boss. But now, he’s a Hugo Boss.

Yum diddly dum.

Asking our usual multiple choice questionnaire is pointless as the answer is obvious. We’ll have all three. In whatever order he chooses. Day or night.

The Tuesday Torso: Francesco Totti, Roma

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Setting the tone for things to come, how opportunistically great is this Kickette Army soldier girl’s epic photobomb?

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Paolo Maldini: SPF Smotherer Convert

As Signore Maldini proved on the sidelines of this past weekend’s AC Milan v Juventus match, it’s never too late to work a daily dollop of sunscreen into one’s grooming regime. And in our bedroom eyes, he’s a man who will forever have “it” regardless if his skin colouring was sourced from nature or nurture. Image: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images Europe.