We’ve been struggling to last minute plan for our annual birthday festivities (we’re turning six – 6! – in July), Kickettes. How should we celebrate our wrinkles? Slumber party with all of our readers at the Dorchester, hosted by 500 Iker looky-likeys?
Ideas on a postcard, merci.
We’re not sure if anyone gives a hoot about these couples, so we’ll keep this short.
Image: JANEK SKARZYNSKI/AFP/Getty Images.
Welcome to the Sopot Sheraton Hotel in Poland, where the Ireland NT will be free to enjoy all of the benefits of being an elite athlete.
Obviously, Giovanni Trapattoni’s recent statement had the Kickette Masssive on high alert, so we’re particularly interested in the environs of the Sheraton, because with any luck we’ll be spending lots of time there.
Our first sighting does not make us feel optimistic. We have seen The Shining, y’know.
Irish players will be free to enjoy some sexy time with their wives, mistresses (or perhaps both) during this summer’s European Championships in Poland, Giovanni Trapattoni recently revealed.
While some football managers impose bans on rousing rompfests before big games, the Republic of Ireland NT manager doesn’t see the harm in allowing his squad extracurricular sexual activity time as long as players’ pleasing sessions occur before the sun goes down.