Fabio Cannavaro. Sought after wherever he goes, apparently. Here, he’s attracting a bit of interest from local kids in Phnom Penh on January 9th. Image: STR/AFP/Getty Images.
We’re not going to get wrapped in the complexities of the newly founded Premier League Soccer tournament in India for two reasons.
We don’t imagine you’ll be massively interested in a bunch of semi-retired footballers selling their services to the highest bidder so they can run round a pitch in India for seven weeks.
We know you and you’re as fickle as we are.
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All the wrongs in the world would be righted if we could honestly claim late night frivolity responsibilities for Marco Borriello’s puffy eyes.
Oh, the scenes, sounds and smartphone-recorded proof.
Le sigh.
Image: REUTERS/Samrang Pring.
“Size has never been a problem for me.”
Er… we beg to differ, Fabio. You may claim not to remember the Photoshop D&G re-touch incident of 2006, but it is scorched into our frontal lobes to the extent that we can call it to mind on closed eyes command.
Size has most certainly been a problem for you, but not for us.
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Kelly W on November 16th, 2011.
Presumably there will be consequences for Robbie Keane failing to return to LA Galaxy to prepare for the MLS Cup game on Sunday. We doubt he gives a crap, though. Image: Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images.
A bumper edition of results for you today, including the odd sneaky reference to games we *may* have neglected to cover at the weekend.
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Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
Alessandro Matri: You have got to be kidding me. You are Mario Balotelli. You can’t operate a training bib without it turning into an international incident. Or dress yourself. Or go for a pee. I’m an athlete. I make a living using my body. Taking all that into account, you want to practice your exciting new hobby of physiotherapy – which incidentally you got into after buying a discount instructional DVD from the supermarket – on me?
No, Mario. It’s not going to happen. Ever. Alright?
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Wow. JT’s only been benched for a game and already Frank has found a new BFF. Will his former bezzie cope? Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images Europe.
Bad news. Due to a series of unexpected international friendly results at the weekend, the ‘Kickette Betting for Beverages’ budget has taken a massive hit.
That means that today’s editorial meeting will be fuelled by coffee. Not the morning mimosa mayhem we rely on.
We’re not optimistic as to the quality of our output today.
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