Photo Call: Pablo Osvaldo For GQ Italia
Image: GQ Italia.
Osvaldo avec professional stylist = a thing of unparalleled beauty.
Osvaldo sans professional stylist = us in denial and requiring therapy.
Osvaldo avec professional stylist = a thing of unparalleled beauty.
Osvaldo sans professional stylist = us in denial and requiring therapy.
Italian ‘ballers getting dressed in black and white excites us more than German ‘ballers in three piece suits.
And, rightfully so.
A “must do” checklist for footballers seeking prima donna status:
- Get inked, quantity over quality style.
- Invest in a fleet of flash cars that can travel faster than the speed of light, crash at least one of them.
- Get drunk off £400 bottles of bubbly, often.
- Go on the Z-lister pull.
There ain’t enough ‘time’ in the world to cover this issue thoroughly.
While the 12 November cover looks amazing, Balotelli’s really let his posture go, no?
Just to confirm, we weren’t in charge at the Polish National Stadium last night, we weren’t responsible for rendering the retractable roof inoperable and that wasn’t one of our man slaves in a ref costume bumbling about pointlessly in the resulting swamp.
Although you would be forgiven for thinking it was, given the level of incompetence on display.
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