Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
When others zig, you zag. When a friend buys a Ford Focus, you get a Rolls Royce and airbrush a picture of your kids on the bonnet. When colleagues ask for “the usual” at the hair salon, you request a hybrid of cornrows and a Mohawk in all the colours of the rainbow. Essentially, you’re an ass.
Who has great abs.
He came, he scored, they went bonkers. Image: Stu Forster/Getty Images Europe.
Rarely relevant, factually incorrect but always pretty.
Welcome to Monday at Kickette, peeps!
They’re hot, in love and sans various articles of clothing in the September issue of Vanity Fair Italia.
Oh, and Melissa is the proud new owner of a 1.8 carat, F colour Damiani solitaire. You read that right: Kevin-Prince liked it so much he put a modestly sized ring on it. K-PB was recently promoted to the F5 by yours truly, a decision we’re beginning to regret in light of Mr B’s lacklustre ring buying skillz.
Congrats to the happily nude couple!
Images: JACOPO RAULE/GETTY IMAGES.
Here’s Raffaella Fico runway modelling in a bikini at a Milan Fashion Week show over the weekend.
Not sure about you Kickettes, but by this stage of pregnancy (ie, more than 1 hour, ie six months deep), isn’t it the law that one should be on the white suede chaise lounge being fed grapes and a wide assortment of bonbons whilst a random shirtless man turns the pages of Vogue for you to read?
We’re quite certain the only acceptable line of work at this stage is shopping, yes?
Frank Lampard scored two while Steven Gerrard was on the pitch on Friday night. According to most pundits, this was a physical impossibility a couple of years ago. No wonder he looks confused. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.
How did you celebrate the international break? Jumpy claps? Piggy back racing? Provocative hair mussing? Or just simply perving at any hint of manflesh that may or may not have manifested itself?
We had a crack at all of them. With varying degrees of success, it must be said.