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Alex Song: Superficial Musings About Barcelona’s New Signing


Images: David Ramos/Getty Images.

Why is the state of Alex Song’s hair “don’t” not coming up in any relevant discussions? Across the web you can read about conspiracy transfer theories, this past weekend’s results and how to spot a knock off handbag. Yet nary a single person or pundit is (correctly) questioning what in the world was happening on the head of still-sizzling-in-spite-of-the-poorly-designed-and/or-executed do, Alex, at his official Barcelona presentation earlier today.

Kickettes, clearly the ownness falls on you to discuss. Do us proud, please.

And on a more serious note: Arsenal fans, is the 2012/13 football season breaking your heart faster than you can say “chewing gum on my Louboutins”?

Weekend Results: The More Things Change…


After scoring, Dahveeed removed his shirt to reveal a tee with a picture of his fam and the slogan ‘Impossible Without You’. Some of the Kickette staff are still in a sugar coma. Image: REUTERS/Gustau Nacarino.

Manlove. Tear-y bubba moments. Nudity. Poor decision making. Mou.

OMG, it’s back, Kickettes. All of it.


Take Your Pick: Treatment Table Totty


Gimp walkers, fear not. We still have love for you! Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/GettyImages.

As we head into one of the more exciting parts of the footie season, let’s take a moment to think of the many players who can only sit injured and frustrated on the sidelines.

From Jack Wilshere to Chris Smalling, through Martin Caceres and Julio Baptista, the list of cuties without a presence on the pitch offers plenty to choose from. Naturally, we’re waiting in the wings ready to don our nurse’s uniforms once we get the go ahead, but rehabilitating the injury-cursed back to health can’t be a one-staff show.

There’s more than enough players in plaster needing your tender love and care to go around – some may even comply with your backless hospital gown requests. So who gets your vote for the hottest hurtie on the treatment table?

Sara Carbonero: Pretty For Pantene


Pantene Pro-V: have you bought your hair a bottle? It’s Sara Carbonero tested and approved.

Jose Mourinho: Call Me ‘The Only One’


Image: AP Photo.

Real Madrid’s manager wants to kick his self-annointed ‘Special One’ title to the kerb, y’all.

Can you believe it?