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Miguel Torres: Hormonally Hot


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Getafe footballer, Miguel Torres, attended Cosmopolitan magazine’s Absolut Cosmo party last week. It’s been said that every time this former Real Madrid man graces a room with his presence, estrogen is abound as flocks of females clamour for his attention. Hee!

Kickette Catch Up: Long Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


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- We spent some time comparing and contrasting PUMA’s “Journey of Football” with Nike’s “Write The Future” viral. Which do you prefer? Spotted on Unprofessional Foul.

- Just so we’re clear, his name is Luka Modric and he can’t pose for sh*te.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s agent ain’t having afternoon tea with Pep Guardiola anytime soon. He said the Barcelona head coach should “go to a mental hospital” if he considers selling Ibra after only one season of club service.

- Samuel Eto’o has hinted at the possibility of quitting his NT after fellow countryman and revered striker, Milla, criticized his efforts/lack of trophies for Cameroon. Eto’o is also now playing the “we’ll see” guessing game over his club of choice next season.

- Frank Lampard admitted he would consider a move to the MLS once he’s past his EPL prime.


New Kid In Town: David Villa To Barcelona


Goodness, we sure hope Barcelona FC treat the lovely David Villa’s soul patch and award-nominated bitchface with the tender care deserved. Both are the best in the biz.

We’re curious to know how our (very) (and we mean, really very) opinionated La Liga readers feel about Valencia’s future without Dah-veed, and how deep you think Barca’s pockets will be this transfer season.

Okay, we’re also curious to know which Barca player you think David will have a bromance with. We’ve got our fingers crossed for Bojan.

B-Day: Iker Casillas Turns Twenty-Nine


This is a monumental day, Kickettes.

No, not because it’s Iker Casillas’s 29th birthday, but because we actually remembered it.

Yes, we’re making his birthday post all about us. What choice do we have? Otherwise, we have to make it about Pastasauce and her Cosmo cover from hell. We don’t want to do that.

Happy b-day, Iker! Hope you have a wonderful, carb-free day with all the three-fingered gloves your little heart desires. Kisses!

Kickette Catch-Up: A Thorough Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet


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- The Beckhams treated their trio of boys to the Jonas Brothers’ summer tour kick-off concert in Los Angeles. Romeo Beckham (above) demonstrated how to properly wear one summer staple: white sunglasses. Chic in his own right, Cruz Beckham chose eccentric red shades to go with his uniquely suave hairstyle.

- We launched our Facebook page! No, we don’t know how to use it. But a little thing like that shouldn’t stop you from adding us…

- Weekend Gossip regular Cheryl Cole took to the Berlin stage Saturday evening in her visually displeasing costumes. She also treated some lucky fans to autographs while passing through Zurich airport. Has news of Ashley’s toilet cubicle mate caught up with her yet?

- An enraged Malaga fan tossed a water bottle at Cristiano Ronaldo’s head as he exited Real Madrid’s away game travel bus. Some Kickette staffers found his method of duckery humorous.