Just a thought, but if the Barcelona medical staff are thorough enough to measure his tan-lines, does that mean they record the dimensions of everything else too? If they do, and there are photos of it, there are few things we won’t give up to gain sight of them.
A couple of our number have offered limbs. We’re not joking.
Recently, one of our Facebook mates posited a complex query to us, one that requires several parts imagination and one part explanation:
“Dear Kickette(s), what do you think of Álvaro Arbeloa?”
We’re aware there’s a new season. We think you’ll agree that’s fairly impressive by our standards. Images: AFP/Getty Images; Julian Finney/Getty Images.
Mark your day planners, Kickettes: new Ligue 1 season starts 10th August, the EPL & La Liga on 18th August and the Bundesliga & Serie A on the 25th.
As we’re sure you’ll understand, this is a tremendously busy time in the office. But in between our experiments in national flag nail art and undetected desk sleeping (neither have been particularly successful), we’ve compiled a list of things we’re looking forward to across the European leagues.
Read, digest, then add a few of your own, why dontcha?
Remember when Ever Banega forgot to put the handbrake on at the gas station and got run over by his own car?
Well, that memory faded into the smoky middle distance today when we watched this video showing Ever’s smart red Ferrari burning to a cinder while the player himself casually requests a bucket of water, then buggers off into the Valencia training facility.
There wasn’t much left of the car, but that’s unlikely to be a problem for Éver, who probably has another five in his luxury garage.
Image: AP Photo/Apichart Weerawong.
It looks like Cristiano Ronaldo has been taking hair inspiration from a cockatiel. Is that better or worse than taking skin tone tips from a fence?
You tell us, Kickettes.