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Ruud van Nistelrooy: Sexy Sign Off

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We not totally distracted by the tongue. We’re suckers for sad, teary eyes to0. Image: REUTERS/Jon Nazca.

Having spent several years titillating us with various protruding body parts, it seems fitting that Ruud van Nistelrooy should sign off his illustrious career with a cheeky tongue pop.

The former Manchester United, Real Madrid, Hamburg and PSV Eindhoven striker announced his retirement from football yesterday; all the best to you and your delicious fam for the future, Ruud boy!

Weekend Results: Happy Hugs, Hairy Chests & Haircut Generators


ADP with his wife, Sonia and son, Sasha. Image: Reuters.

The season ain’t over until the bubbas say it’s over.

Fine by us!


Making Sure Cosmetics Are Used Safely: An Open Letter To Lara Alvarez


A bunch of RM hotties took their ladies to the annual spot-the-baller-in-the-stands tennis tourney this weekend. Image: Reuters.

Dear Lara “Miss Overkill On The Makeup” Alvarez,

You’re taking the Donna Karan Spring 2012 lipstick inspiration to a whole new (terrible) level. Please seek some application advice from Irina Shayk at your earliest convenience.

We know. We can’t believe we said that either. But it’s true.

xo Kickette

Good Week/Bad Week: Dressing Up & Drama


Everton players arrive at the Chester Races yesterday.

Some days we like our footballers to be naked. Other days, we like them to be stylishly dressed.

Marouane Fellaini’s scarf, Kickettes. Is it having a Good Week or Bad Week?


Leo Messi & Clint Dempsey: Milestone Goal Guys


Happy Monday, Kickettes!

We hope your weekend was full of footy, frolicks and free liquor, and that you got the results you were after for your boys.

As we’re sure you’ve heard, Leo Messi notched his 72nd goal of this season – a new record for most goals scored in one season. After converting on a penalty kick during Saturday’s Barcelona vs Espanyol match – in what was outgoing manager Pep Guardiola’s final home game at Camp Nou – Messi made his way over to his mentor for a tender embrace. It immediately evolved into a group, first team hug. As it should have.

A day later, Clint Dempsey netted his 50th goal of his Premier League career, which was appropriately celebrated in two parts: first by Mousa Dembele manstrangling Mahamadou Diarra midfield, followed by Clint showering his kids with kisses whilst carting them around Craven Cottage.

More results-oriented news you can use in a bit!