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Weekend Results: You’re Doin’ It Wrong
Knickers.
If Franck Ribery’s panties are an indication of things to come this week, we’re afraid.
Let’s cheer ourselves up with a quick look at what else footballers got horribly wrong this weekend, shall we?
David Villa: And Where Do You Think You’re Going?
There’s a bonus adidas threesome photo after the jump, FYI. Image: Bellazon.
Looks like those clever cogs at adidas have devised a foolproof way of ensuring David Villa can not escape a Kickette Army invasion of their training facilities.
This contraption is very dubious in scheme, but exercising dubious schematics is all part of the whimsical hangover experience, Kickettes.
Motor Vehicle Off: Cristiano Ronaldo vs Mesut Özil
Ooh, batwings. But does it have any room for shopping bags? Images: Bellazon.com.
Our ‘Important Things To Remember About Cars’ file contains the following information:
- Don’t step in front of them when they’re moving,
- Don’t rest your hand on the door frame when someone’s just about to slam the door. Your manicurist will hate you.
Cristiano Ronaldo and Mesut Ozil, as well as their new(ish) vehicles, clearly have all the right curves. Our hormonal brakes, meanwhile, have never passed inspection.
Prone to unsuccessfully thinking on our pedicured toes, we knew these fantabulous photos of ‘ballers operating heavy machinery would require boy brains, so we borrowed a spare XY from the stationary cupboard without permission, showed him the evidence and politely demanded he get to our work. Immediately.
Dumb & Dumber: Ever Banega & Kevin Pezzoni
Ever Banega in happier automotive times. Images: vcfcentral.com, JOSE JORDAN/AFP/Getty Images, AP Photo/Roberto Pfeil.
From attempting to leave the gas station while the car is still being filled to an ice skating mission on a frozen but ultimately not frozen enough pond, we’re heavy contributors to the pantheon of dumb.
In recent weeks, though, our moronic moves have been surpassed by Ever Banega (of Valencia) and Kevin Pezzoni’s (FC Köln) own embarrassing blunders. Check them out while we nip back to the drawing board.
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