Weekend Results: Coming From Behind
The Pincer Movement. We may try this one ourselves.
We managed to find a theme to our post this week and stick to it all the way through. Boom.
'La Liga' Category
Ungodly Hot WAG In A Mag: Nagore Aranburu for El Mundo Magazine
Images: El Mundo Magazine vis Una Madridista.
Nobody’s perfect, so goes the theory.
Clearly theory never laid eyes on Nagore Aranburu (or her perfectly formed offspring).
Hand, Meet Ball: Mesut Ozil, Real Madrid
Mesut Ozil was the latest victim of the increasingly popular crotch grab – a technique we occasionally employ in our own dealings with players. Images: PIERRE-PHILIPPE MARCOU/AFP/Getty Images, REUTERS/Vincent Kessler.
The crotch grab as a disabling tactic was first utilised by Wimbledon’s Vinny Jones against Gazza in 1988 and since that time, many illustrious players have fallen victim to it’s startling simplicity and effectiveness.
We’re extremely keen on discovering how to successfully execute said technique, since we repeatedly try a similar move on males out on the town to no avail. We can’t help but feel that it’s increasing use on the pitch today must be connected to the number of footballers who’ve fallen victim to our roving band of staffers and their merciless manicures.
You think it’s worth us claiming it on behalf of the Kickette Army? The crotch grab is inevitably going to become yet another controversial talking point when some high profile dude gets pictured with his bits caught in a vice-like grip, and we need to strike now to ensure we get in on the ground floor.
So to speak.
Is Shakira A Modern Day Yoko Ono?
Image: FashionFame.com.
There are multiple scenarions in which a play could get the literal boot from his club, but dating a celebrity is not a reason we’ve previously heard of.
According to a new report, Shakira is posing a serious threat to her boyfriend’s professional career at Barcelona, with coach Pep Guardiola supposedly threatening to walk away from a new deal with the club unless the 25-year-old defender goes first. One of the primary reasons for such an about face, it seems, is that Pep feels Shakira is too big of a distraction for one of his star players.
Weekend Results: Queries & Revisionist Theories
Boca was one of three players sent off during a particularly feisty Old Firm derby yesterday. The ref obviously hadn’t received our memo about keeping players with hot thighs on the pitch regardless of crap tackling ability. Image: Getty Images/Daylife.
Quick, get us an iced latte and a muscular midfielder, stat!
We don’t have to explain why, just someone please do it.
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