When leaving the bathroom in a nightclub or bar, please ensure that your skirt isn’t tucked into your undies and your shoes aren’t trailing 18 feet of toilet roll.
If you see anyone over the weekend sporting one or both of these looks, move slowly away. You’ve just met a Kickette staffer.
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Image taken December 2010.
It’s been coming for a while, but we’re pleased to advise you that Lionel Messi broke the club scoring record for Barcelona last night, in their game versus Granada.
Leo scored a hat-trick in the eight goal thriller, with Xavi and cutie kidling Cristian Tello contributing one each. Leo has now notched 234 goals for Barca, two more than Cesar Rodriguez who scored 232 during his career at the club.
We doubt that Rodriguez had such smashingly smooth calves or got to do the horizontal diddy with this, though.
Congrats, Leo!
We thought you might need cheering up this morning, and the boys across the European Leagues obviously felt so too.
Don’t keep them waiting, Kickettes!
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Image: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images.
Thank goodness for Good Week/Bad Week, Kickettes. If it wasn’t for this post, we’d never, ever be able to catch up with any of the stuff we didn’t have time for while we were socialising/drinking/falling down/sleeping.
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