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Vacay: Lionel Messi, Antonella Roccuzzo And… A Dolphin


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We can cross “seeing Lionel Messi frolic with dolphins” off our bucket list now. Huge relief.

Fogo Fans: Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka, Marcelo and Pepe


No need to look at the trousers on waiter boy/man who looks like he may have a “special” swing set up in his basement. Just avert your eyes and appreciate Kaka’s eyebrows.

Over the weekend a few Real Madrid players hit up one of our favourite Brazilian steakhouse restaurant chains, Fogo for dinner. Other footy fans of this eatery include David and Cruz Beckham, in case you’re taking notes.

The lads then shared a cab back to their hotel with Cristiano Ronaldo riding shotgun in the front while Kaka and the others squeezed in the backseat like lower status sardines.


Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Real Men Don’t Wear Belts


Last week Zlatan Ibrahimovic took to the streets of Barcelona in search of the man who took his belt and pulled down his jeans. No point directing your homie to get help, Z, his denim has its own issues.

The Hook Up: Gonzalo Higuain & Soledad Fandino


Let’s check in on the love-life of everyone’s favourite Argentinian glutes carrier, Gonzalo Higuain, shall we?

The above lady in the silver nightie from La Senza’s popular Space Skanks Collection is Soledad Fandino. She recently broke it off with her longtime beau, Nicolas Cabre, while Higi was rumoured to be steadily dating Luciana Salazar.

Although last Sunday Higuian took to the Argentinean airwaves and denied said love affair with silver nightie girl, the foreign tabs are insistent that this hook up is not only the real deal, but true love.  Knocking pins back together at a bowling alley in Plaza Serrano has that affect on people. *Eyeroll*

What is also uncertain is the vacation status of his booty shelf: some say he’s spending another week in Buenos Aires, while another outlet reports that this new duo is holed up at Hotel Riu Palace in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. Either way, Higi is not with his Real Madrid teammates in Los Angeles – yet.

So what’s his new chick all about? Put it this way: the lead shot used above was one of the more demure shots we could find of Ms. Fandino.

We’ll keep you posted.

Fond Farewells: Raul and Guti Exit Madrid


We certainly hope Real Madrid stocked up on tissues, as the teams two longest serving players finally said goodbye this week.