The Pincer Movement. We may try this one ourselves.
We managed to find a theme to our post this week and stick to it all the way through. Boom.
Filmed in a “We Are The World” documentary style, PSG’s new song, “Allez Paris Saint-Germain,” is set to a disco track.
It’s Miserable Monday, so we’re going to let this one slide.
Quick, get us an iced latte and a muscular midfielder, stat!
We don’t have to explain why, just someone please do it.
With Sir Alex Ferguson and Roberto Mancini vigorously ploughing the Eden Hazard furrow and Harry Redknapp (or REDBAPPS as our cellphone autocorrect amusingly insists) flirting with Loic Remy, Ligue 1 is clearly going to be a heavy contributor to the EPL cause this summer.
And no British invasion of French soil would be complete without plunderer-in-chief Arsene Wenger, who is rumoured to be jones-ing for the services of Dijon midfielder Benjamin Corgnet and Montpellier’s Olivier Giroud.