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Weekend Results: A Few Things To Brighten Your Day

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We thought you might need cheering up this morning, and the boys across the European Leagues obviously felt so too.

Don’t keep them waiting, Kickettes!

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Benoit Costil: Mister Rennes 2012

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Images: StadeRennais.com. Cheers Ronan!

Benoit Costil was voted Mister Rennes 2012 this week, taking the crown from last year’s sexy stakes winner, Carlos Bocanegra, and unseating longterm Terribly Coloured Trousers titleholder, Sergio Ramos.

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Weekend Results: Blatantly Bottled…By Us

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Image: Reuters.

There’s no butts about our game watching habits this weekend – we simply gave our slimming selves complimentary passes to forgo our regular homework.

What an arousing, aggravating and action-packed weekend we picked to skip, so we’ve been told.

Fill us in on any or all the things you found pretty, peculiar or just plain mad from the last two days, puhlease Kickettes? We can’t promise we’ll be anymore attentive after the fact, but it’ll help distract us from Park Ji-Sung’s frog-juice drinking habits.

Nummy & Nearly Newsworthy: Pierrick Cros, Sochaux

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This baby-faced beauty is Pierrick Cros. He plays in goal for France’s Sochaux and is above the age of consent, so you can consider him ‘free to roam’ regardless of how far along on the cougar trail you are.

His club is in the news for sacking their manager, due to a run of form that has left them perilously positioned at the bottom of Ligue 1. This is just serendipitous timing, allowing us to pretend we’re reporting on something relevant in the football world.

We can assure you, though, we would’ve found a way to publish this pretty pup no matter what the circumstances.

Did we do good?

Cesar Azpilicueta: What Lies Beneath?

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Image: GERARD JULIEN/AFP/Getty Images.

Regarding Cesar’s mysteriously darkened groin – is that round black splotch simply a shadow casted by his arm or is something far more worrisome lurking in his pants?

And by worrisome, we mean intriguing.