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Weekend Results: You’re Doin’ It Wrong

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Knickers.

If Franck Ribery’s panties are an indication of things to come this week, we’re afraid.

Let’s cheer ourselves up with a quick look at what else footballers got horribly wrong this weekend, shall we?

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Weekend Results: Some Rare Sights Indeed

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Kickettes? It’s going to be a fantastic week. We can just tell. Image: Clive Mason/Getty Images.

We reckon we’ve used up a year’s worth of good fortune this morning sourcing pictures of footballers with their shirts off.

We think you’ll agree that the trade off was totally worth it.

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Bubbas & ‘Ballers: André-Pierre Gignac & Son

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André-Pierre Gignac

Yoann Gourcuff: Lovely In Leather

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Tip: let the video load in its entirety before pressing ‘play.’ Via tumblr.

We had a tip-off from one of our trusty soldier girls yesterday that Yoann Gourcuff had been spotted in the stands at the Stade Chaban-Delmas last weekend, watching former club Bordeaux beat Lyon by a goal to nil. He was wearing a leather jacket at the time.

We are pleased to say that by applying our advanced technological aptitude to the problem (trial, error, shouting, crying, pleading, totally accidental success), we not only located this video of Yo-Yo looking knee-tremblingly hot as he embraces club employees (note that lady who blatantly touches his bottom), we managed to shoehorn it into our site so you can enjoy it too.

If Kickette.com crashes in the next 24 hours or so, you’ll know why.

Weekend Results: More Of The Same

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Despite everyone’s best efforts, the source of Bayern Munich’s current dodgy form has not yet been located. For the time being, the search continues. Image: REUTERS/Alex Domanski.

More facetious remarks accompanying amusing pictures of cute players hugging, fiddling with their bits and pointing their erogenous zones at cameras is right this way.

This is Kickette’s Weekend Results post, people. You know you love it.

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