A goal that may well save your EPL lives deserves more than a glimpse of a toned tummy, Nigel. We’ll start with full kit and base layer removal and work down from there. Chop, chop! Image: REUTERS/Phil Noble.
A player nudity fail is critical at this time of year. We’re not exactly rolling in images of naked footballers here, contrary to reports.
Well. Not all the time, anyway. We have to stop sometimes and write this stuff up too.
Schalke’s Kyriakos Papadopoulos. Recently identified as a player that 4 out of 6 Kickette staff members wouldn’t mind seeing (naked) in their stocking. The other two claim his tongue looks weird. Image: AFP PHOTO / PATRIK STOLLARZ.
‘Tis the season of miracles, and a time to take stock of all the things in life you should be grateful for.
Let’s start you off, shall we? Every single post we manage to put up on this website this week will be a miracle. Trust us and be grateful.
This must be what football journos mean when they say a team ‘jubilates’ after winning. Image Credit: AP Photo/Andres Kudacki.
Missed any important action this weekend? Well, firstly you should be ashamed of yourselves, as we slaved over a hot Weekend Preview post so that wouldn’t happen.
Second, why don’t you just pop to the off-licence, purchase a bottle of their finest champers and Fed-Ex it to Kickette HQ by way of apology? While we’re checking out the quality, you can catch up with those all important results.
‘Who, me?’ The reality of being identified as a Level 1 Hottie hits home for Olivier when five hundred rampant Tetu readers (plus a couple of well-informed Kickette staffers) turn up and request unsolicited snuggles. Cheers to @Philby1976 for the tip!
We thought we had the inside track on controversial decisions involving the relative hotness of French players. Luckily, Olivier Giroud has just been voted ‘Sexiest Player Of The Year’ in French mag Tetu, which takes the heat off us while we pretend the Finest Five list isn’t in need of an update for at least another three months.
Gareth Bale was among several players to make a personal tribute to Gary Speed this weekend. Image: Jamie McDonald/Getty Images Europe.
There were substantial scorelines, touching tributes and what must have amounted to an entire deck of cards across the European leagues this weekend.
Why waste time pontificating? Let’s dive straight in there and roll around in it, Kickettes!