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Weekend Results: Attitudes & Unworkable Themes

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We have two takers for our next viewing of ‘Return Of The Jedi’.

One of us accidentally padded out our football viewing this weekend with episodes from the Star Wars trilogy.

Can you take a wild guess at which staffer that was?

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Weekend Results: Soap Wars

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Image: Manuel Queimadelos Alonso/Getty Images.

Rich boys and their toys, controversial storylines and rather startling events occurring in the shower.

What else is football but a big old soap opera?

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Weekend Results: Little, Large & Ultimately Lovely

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Yes baby, we know you scored a goal. Now, go wash you hands and meet us upstairs. We’ll celebrate there. Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.

Thank heavens for a quiet weekend. We’ve enjoyed the lunacy of the past couple of weeks, but even 24hr party people like our good selves need a rest sometimes.

Could somebody wake us on Thursday, please?

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Weekend Results: Lairy Monsters & Blooper Beeps

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How fortunate that this man was around to make essential repairs to Malaga CF goalkeeper Wilfredo Caballero’s Halloween mummy costume. Heaven knows what we would have been exposed to if he hadn’t.

We’ve done our level best to avoid getting embroiled in any ‘unpleasant controversies’ this week, but events appear to have conspired against us.

If you must discuss the events at Stamford Bridge on Saturday or indeed what supposedly occurred at Loftus Road last week, please observe our rules of etiquette and most of all, be nice to each other.

It’s Monday AND it’s Halloween. We’re sure they’ll be enough fear and loathing in the air without us contributing to it.

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Weekend Results: The Embarrassment Of Defeat

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We’ve been asking ourselves that question for some time now, Mario. Image: AFP PHOTO/ANDREW YATES.

Paraphrasing Sir Alex Ferguson for the title of a post isn’t a route we would normally be organised enough to follow, but today it seems wholly appropriate.

Come out from behind the sofa, Kickettes. It’s time to plough through the burnt remains of the weekend football.

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