Ahem. Sorry. Images: Reuters, Getty Images & AP Photo via Daylife & Zimbio
While we were busily obsessing about what Sylvie Van Der Vaart was going to bring to the Premier League, we completely neglected to outline what her hubby has to offer. In light of recent events (above), we realise the error of our ways.
It’s a travesty. And we are truly sorry.
Suitably chastened and by way of apology, we would like to offer us our regular (and always thrilling) whistle stop tour of the other important results in this weekend’s games. We only hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive us.
David Villa & Dani Alves bringin’ the man love (and internal exams). Images: Getty Images, Reuters via Daylife
Now we know why there are beds in the Real Madrid training complex – they’re for the players to hide under when the team begins the season by dropping points against Mallorca. (Especially since Barcelona made certain of their three; goals from Messi, Iniesta and Daveeeeed Villa supplied a convincing victory away at Racing Santander.) FYI, Barca’s Victor Valdes (and our EXI keeper) contributed via this awesome penalty save whilst preserving his sexy. Elsewhere in La Liga, Sevilla’s 4-1 away win at Levante ensured they hold top spot.
Phew. That was a lot of official sounding reportage for a bank holiday Monday. But we’ve started, so we might as well go on.
Loic Remy works the hair angle. Finally. Images: Getty Images via Daylife
Ok, so we’re prepared to admit that we do go on a bit about hair. But you see, our interest is totally valid and scientific and not remotely voyeuristic in that a good haircut is vital in the construction of the ideal man and is usually instrumental in giving him the self confidence to achieve his capabilities.
We know. We just wrote about Mr. Gourcuff. But here’s the thing(s):
1. The above video. 00:26 seconds for the money shot. Or, to be more specific, the zoom shot of his arse climbing into an airplane.
2. The screen caps from Yoann’s medical with Lyon today. They’re kind of bordering on… well…
See for yourself.
We don’t often cover transfer news at Kickette; our interest in football tending to be rather more er… flesh-centric. But we’re always prepared to make an exception when exceptional beauty and/or girlcrushing is involved.