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Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
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We have an announcement.
In less than a fortnight, bathing suit season will officially be over and we can eat desserts again.
So much to look forward to in September, we can hardly wait!
Weekend Results: The More Things Change…
After scoring, Dahveeed removed his shirt to reveal a tee with a picture of his fam and the slogan ‘Impossible Without You’. Some of the Kickette staff are still in a sugar coma. Image: REUTERS/Gustau Nacarino.
Manlove. Tear-y bubba moments. Nudity. Poor decision making. Mou.
OMG, it’s back, Kickettes. All of it.
Take Your Pick: Treatment Table Totty
Gimp walkers, fear not. We still have love for you! Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/GettyImages.
As we head into one of the more exciting parts of the footie season, let’s take a moment to think of the many players who can only sit injured and frustrated on the sidelines.
From Jack Wilshere to Chris Smalling, through Martin Caceres and Julio Baptista, the list of cuties without a presence on the pitch offers plenty to choose from. Naturally, we’re waiting in the wings ready to don our nurse’s uniforms once we get the go ahead, but rehabilitating the injury-cursed back to health can’t be a one-staff show.
There’s more than enough players in plaster needing your tender love and care to go around – some may even comply with your backless hospital gown requests. So who gets your vote for the hottest hurtie on the treatment table?
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
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The Olympics are over. We’re sad to see all the swimmers and divers go, but also excited about returning to our trashy reality TV programmes.
How was last night’s closing ceremony for you, Kickettes?
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