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Bubbas & ‘Ballers: André-Pierre Gignac & Son

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André-Pierre Gignac

Yoann Gourcuff: Lovely In Leather

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Tip: let the video load in its entirety before pressing ‘play.’ Via tumblr.

We had a tip-off from one of our trusty soldier girls yesterday that Yoann Gourcuff had been spotted in the stands at the Stade Chaban-Delmas last weekend, watching former club Bordeaux beat Lyon by a goal to nil. He was wearing a leather jacket at the time.

We are pleased to say that by applying our advanced technological aptitude to the problem (trial, error, shouting, crying, pleading, totally accidental success), we not only located this video of Yo-Yo looking knee-tremblingly hot as he embraces club employees (note that lady who blatantly touches his bottom), we managed to shoehorn it into our site so you can enjoy it too.

If Kickette.com crashes in the next 24 hours or so, you’ll know why.

Weekend Results: More Of The Same

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Despite everyone’s best efforts, the source of Bayern Munich’s current dodgy form has not yet been located. For the time being, the search continues. Image: REUTERS/Alex Domanski.

More facetious remarks accompanying amusing pictures of cute players hugging, fiddling with their bits and pointing their erogenous zones at cameras is right this way.

This is Kickette’s Weekend Results post, people. You know you love it.

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On The Web This Week: The Top 5 Things We’ve Been Consuming In Lieu Of Working

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We’ve sifted through all the recent viral goodness found throughout the football blogosphere for you, dear readers.

And for the uni Procrastination Planning 101 course that we’re currently enrolled in.

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Weekend Results: Avoidance Tactics

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Holger Badstuber. Seen here reinforcing today’s remit of focussing only on football results. No, we really are that easily distracted. Image: GUENTER SCHIFFMANN/AFP/Getty Images.

With everyone stomping all over what we consider to be our remit this weekend – namely waffling about matters only loosely related to the playing of football – we’ve decided to do the reverse.

Concentrating on some of the amazing games we watched, perhaps with the odd side order of manflesh and tenting where applicable, we’d love if our comments section could follow suit.

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