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This is Javi Pastore’s entry for the this year’s “Bish, Please” contest. Whaddya think, Kickettes? Should Zlatan be nervous?
One of these players has the largest feet on Montpellier. The other, the smallest.
Is it true what they say about a man’s shoe size, Kickettes?
Here’s a splendidly fluffy-haired clip of YoGo discussing the Trophee Des Champions in his native language. The middle bit goes completely over our English-as-a-first-and-only-language heads, but what a delightfully handsome boy he is all the same.
Kickettes, have we informed you yet of our upcoming attendance at the Lyon vs Montpellier match that Lashes is plugging (scheduled for 28 July in New York City)?
Forgive our VIP seat, open bar and Giroud/Gourcuff within touching distance excitement.
Did ya know the Paris Saint-Germain WAGs recently sat down for a meal together that, aside from them making nice, was numbingly uneventful? Sorry if you have, but you know we’re the slowest of slow news hounds around here.
Anywhoo, the reason we tell you this is because that group outing photo has since lead us to the hair promise land. Yes, Kickettes. It’s our privilege to introduce you to our newest hair role model, Chiara Picone. She’s got long and lush locks that can be styled straight or au naturally waved, and we totes appreciate. You?
Believe it or not, we’re coveting her silky strands more seriously than we ever have her boyfriend, Javier Pastore. And when a WAG’s hair wins our heart over a footballer’s hotness, you know we mean biznass.
Antonio Cassano is a lefty?