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Look Who’s Back: Yoann Gourcuff, Lyon

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Yoann Gourcuff returned to Ligue 1 last night for Lyon, after an extended lay-off that has seen speculation mount about his future in the club.

Yo-Yo replaced Grenier Clement on 64 minutes, but was unable to make an impact in the game, which finished 3-0 to Toulouse. Fortunately, the same cannot be said for his thighs, the aftershocks of which are still reverberating around the Kickette office.

We missed them you ever so much, Yoann.

Weekend Results: Crossing The Line

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This is moments away from becoming pornographic. Anyone got any further footage? We’ll pay. Image: AFP PHOTO/PATRIK STOLLARZ.

We’ve got no time for pleasantries, just straight up action for today, Kickettes.

Same as when we’re on a date.

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Midweek Results: It’s All Kicking Off

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Crowing over a broken man. Leave that stuff to the experts, Neven Subotic. We have it covered. Image: CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images.

It would suit our work/relaxation ratio much better if league-changing events were restricted to the weekend.

Sadly, it seems that no one cares about this apart from us.

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Easter Weekend Results: Vulgar (But Hot) Displays Of Power

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Whether to your liking or not, Kickettes, several clubs reasserted their dominance over their respective leagues this weekend.

Your failure to recover from the extended Easter break enough to read about them is aided by today’s Weekend Results roundup.

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Joe Cole: Bright-Eyed Bi-Culturalist

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Joe Cole considers himself lucky to be bi-culture. Yeah, that’s cool and all, but about this eyes – are they blue or green? We conducted a five minute Google Image search, but our findings were inconclusive. Image: Lequipe.fr