Whilst watching videos of Juventus celebrating their Scudetto win over the weekend, we couldn’t help but make the following observations about the wide-range of physical talent on offer from a few of their players:
Giorgio Chiellini: McDonald’s Playland bouncy ball pit hot (0.00 – 0.03). Mirko Vucinic: will lecture you on your life choices hot. Leonardo Bonucci: sexy, seemingly “slow” at times hot (0.07 – 0.11) Marco Borriello: hates his Phantom of the Opera mustache too, but blows kisses anyway hot (o.15 – o.20).
Hallelujah, the Europa League is over. Many games were played by various teams, all except one were not watched by ourselves.
Double hallelujah for the sexy six packs of Atlético Madrid (including Alvaro Dominguez; Falcao; Diego and Mario Suarez, at left, far left…who is dating Malena Costa…), who defeated Athletic Bilbao 3-0 to claim the Europa League title. As Kickette loyalists know, we often talk about stronger, prettier, fitter teams prevailing over their less studly competition, and last night’s all-Spanish final was no different.
Nice going to Atlético on the win and for following Kickette Celebratory Procedure to the letter!