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Naked Celebrations: End Of Season Appeteaser

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Image: FRANCK FIFE/AFP/GettyImages.

We received an influx of pictures featuring players in various states of undress this weekend. Not that we were complaining.

Let’s take a moment to enjoy the PG-13 nudity before the bubbas start coming out and we have to pretend we’re interested in them and not the damp and sweaty daddy they’re pressed against.

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Weekend Results: Too Little, Too Late?

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Image via elpais.com.

When this man got within feet of Francesco Totti, he chose to scream in his face.

This was not the wackiest thing that happened across the European leagues this weekend, which tells you everything you need to know about this time of year.

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Europa League Results: Universal Forms Of Physical Intimacy

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Image: AP Photo/Alvaro Barrientos.

As you are no doubt aware, the Europa League semi-finals were played last night and Athletic Bilbao and Atletico Madrid booked their places in the final with wins over Sporting Lisbon and Valencia, respectively.

Because we’ve been so knackered from our midweek Champions League ‘commentaries’, all we’ve got for you today is happy boy photos.

That’s not such a terrible alternative to our typical purple prose, now is it?

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Champions League Results: More. Now. Again.

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We thought when we woke up this morning, this photo would turn out to have been a figment of our inebriated fevered imaginations. They normally are. Image: Andreas Gebert/dpa/Corbis. Thank you, Ruby.

Since Tuesday night’s drunken tweeting went down so well, we felt almost obliged to sneak out of the office early and do it all again.

Our jobs suck, don’t they?

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Brisbane Roar: It’s Bubba Time!

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Goalscorer Besart Berisha (l), Matthew Smith and his daughter Ava. Unfortunately, Matt kept his clothes on for this shot, but you can appreciate the full majesty here. Image: Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images.

Earlier this month we advised you of a number of reasons (well, one, but it was a really good one) why you should be watching the A-League.

Our quest to entice our Kickette Army into watching soldiers on at warped ovary speed today.

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