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Champions League Results: Welcome To The Club

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If you thought madness abounded at the Nou Camp last night, you should have been in the Kickette Mayhem & Fruit Beverages Suite.

Let’s trawl through the debris together shall we? See if we can figure out what the hell happened.

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Weekend Results: Chill. We Got This.

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We know for a fact that interrupting a person’s jumpy claps can have terrible psychological consequences. Poor Mesut. UPDATED IMAGE & PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Kick TV’s Ryan F’ing Bailey girls and boys.

Apparently, Cristiano has La Liga covered. Anyone else make such bold claims this weekend?

Apart from Mesut Ozil’s sale shopping bags, obviously.

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Borussia Dortmund: Bundesliga 2011/12 Title Takers

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Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/Getty Images.

The locker room Gods and Kick TV’s Ryan Bailey heard us loud and clear and made it rain in the back-to-back Bundesliga champions’ dressing quarters.

We do not have any more of where that came from unfortunately Kickettes. So instead, please enjoy pics of the team doing other fun, silly or celebratory things.

Europa League Results: Unusual Interactions

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Falcao will confirm there’s nothing like a neck rub to relax you after scoring a very important goal. Or writing a very important post about the Europa League semi-finals. Hello? Anyone? Image: AP Photo/Paul White.

Were you one of those who mistakenly thought all the madness had left the Europa League with Mario Balotelli?

Never fear, Kickettes. The all-Iberian semi-final first legs might not have quite reached the levels of lunacy that follow Super Mario around like a fishy smell, but there’s still plenty of nonsense to peruse.

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Champions League Observations, Part II: Hit ‘Em With Your Best Shot

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Image: ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images.

We’re throwing in the towel early on this week’s match results so the comments section is all yours, Kickettes!