Weekend Results: Happy Hugs, Hairy Chests & Haircut Generators
ADP with his wife, Sonia and son, Sasha. Image: Reuters.
The season ain’t over until the bubbas say it’s over.
Fine by us!
'Match Results' Category
Manchester City: 2011/12 Premier League Climaxing Champions
Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.
What happened yesterday was the stuff of nightmares and dreams, to put it mildly.
Manchester City snatching the title at the death? The media using sexual references just two sentences shy of a Diego Maradona reference in their match recaps? Our protein enriched nails being whittled down to shadows of their former strong selves? All nightmares, Kickettes.
Bubbas & ‘Ballers: Leo, Fernando & Nora Torres
Fernando Torres’ son, Leo, looked like he has a bright future ahead of him, while daughter Nora’s piggies were showing early signs of promise themselves during yesterday’s End of Season Bubbas & ‘Ballers Parade following Chelsea’s 2-1 win over Blackburn.
Juventus FC: Scudetto Celebrations & Observations
Whilst watching videos of Juventus celebrating their Scudetto win over the weekend, we couldn’t help but make the following observations about the wide-range of physical talent on offer from a few of their players:
Giorgio Chiellini: McDonald’s Playland bouncy ball pit hot (0.00 – 0.03).
Mirko Vucinic: will lecture you on your life choices hot.
Leonardo Bonucci: sexy, seemingly “slow” at times hot (0.07 – 0.11)
Marco Borriello: hates his Phantom of the Opera mustache too, but blows kisses anyway hot (o.15 – o.20).
Europa League Final: Atlético Madrid Wins, Strips & Parades
Images: AFP Photos; Twitter via a reader tip.
Hallelujah, the Europa League is over. Many games were played by various teams, all except one were not watched by ourselves.
Double hallelujah for the sexy six packs of Atlético Madrid (including Alvaro Dominguez; Falcao; Diego and Mario Suarez, at left, far left…who is dating Malena Costa…), who defeated Athletic Bilbao 3-0 to claim the Europa League title. As Kickette loyalists know, we often talk about stronger, prettier, fitter teams prevailing over their less studly competition, and last night’s all-Spanish final was no different.
Nice going to Atlético on the win and for following Kickette Celebratory Procedure to the letter!
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