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Champions League Observations, Part I: We’ve Got Questions That Need Answers


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Three unexpected bottoms were planted on the Chelsea bench for last night’s game vs. Napoli. We smell conspiracy, although it very well could’ve been cake fumes. Images: SkySports.com.

It’s a little early in the Champions League knockout stages to start changing up our posting tactics, but then it’s a little early for all the EPL clubs to be knocked out, and that seems to be on the cards after last night’s games.


Yoann Gourcuff: Lovely In Leather


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We had a tip-off from one of our trusty soldier girls yesterday that Yoann Gourcuff had been spotted in the stands at the Stade Chaban-Delmas last weekend, watching former club Bordeaux beat Lyon by a goal to nil. He was wearing a leather jacket at the time.

We are pleased to say that by applying our advanced technological aptitude to the problem (trial, error, shouting, crying, pleading, totally accidental success), we not only located this video of Yo-Yo looking knee-tremblingly hot as he embraces club employees (note that lady who blatantly touches his bottom), we managed to shoehorn it into our site so you can enjoy it too.

If Kickette.com crashes in the next 24 hours or so, you’ll know why.

Weekend Results: More Of The Same


Despite everyone’s best efforts, the source of Bayern Munich’s current dodgy form has not yet been located. For the time being, the search continues. Image: REUTERS/Alex Domanski.

More facetious remarks accompanying amusing pictures of cute players hugging, fiddling with their bits and pointing their erogenous zones at cameras is right this way.

This is Kickette’s Weekend Results post, people. You know you love it.


Champions League Results: Ugly, Pretty & What Lies Between


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Image: REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini.

Satta dating KPB brother Jerome plays in BundesligaWe’re at the business end of the Champions League now, Kickettes. For some, this is an opportunity to continue what looks to be an irresistible march towards Munich, while for others (namely a certain North London outfit), it was a brutal exposure of the frailties they’ve been struggling to overcome all season.

Look away now, Gunners fans. Unlike Kevin-Prince Boateng (or his WAG, fellas?), it’s not a pretty sight.


Pablo Osvaldo: Steaming Mad


Much better, Pablo. Related: Roma slip up at Siena.