Goddammit, boys. Think of the fans, will you? Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
It’s one of those weeks where games are taking place all over Europe, in various different competitions, most of which we haven’t bothered to research in any meaningful way.
We did find some interesting things to look at, mind you. Although we think it’s fair to say some took a little more persuasion to show us than others.
Yuto Nagatomo of Inter demonstrates that FIFA directives can easily be sidestepped with a little half time improv. Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.
Make the most of it, Kickettes. Sculpted abs of this calibre are an endangered species at this stage of the season.
Worth the entrance fee/satellite subscription/three hours fiddling with a dodgy and not entirely legal live feed alone! Image: Alex Grimm/Getty Images.
Our Champions League viewing was peppered with inspired performances last night. And those that weren’t so inspiring?
Well, we papered over the cracks with pictures of hot boys. It helped.
Oh gawd. He’s gone all Kate Winslet on us now. Let’s try to remember this when PSG’s expensively assembled machine runs into a fairly innocuous looking obstacle and sinks without trace. Image: Dean Mouhtaropoulos/Getty Images Europe.
We slept through last night’s Champion League matches thanks to an unfortunate mismanagement of happy hour drinks.
Did we miss anything?