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Weekend Results: Box Office Body Language

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Basti’s feeling glad all over. Image: Alexander Hassenstein/Bongarts/Getty Images.

We’re not so much doing body language right now as exuding caffeine fumes and an air of menace. Luckily, our ‘baller boys are far more expressive with their appendages.

Enjoy!

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International Results: One Eye On The Future

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At this point it’s safe to say that Gareth had no idea how bad things were going to get. Image: Srdjan Stevanovic/Getty Images Europe.

If only we could see into the future, Kickettes.

Not only might the terrifying vision of what we’re going to look like in ten years if we carry on living like this scare us into the odd early night, but we could totally figure out where we’re going to leave our shoes at the weekend.

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International Results: Celebrate Good Times. Come On!

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Frank Lampard scored two while Steven Gerrard was on the pitch on Friday night. According to most pundits, this was a physical impossibility a couple of years ago. No wonder he looks confused. Image: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe.

How did you celebrate the international break? Jumpy claps? Piggy back racing? Provocative hair mussing? Or just simply perving at any hint of manflesh that may or may not have manifested itself?

We had a crack at all of them. With varying degrees of success, it must be said.

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Monday Mmm: Falcao, Atletico Madrid

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Image: Handout/Getty Images Europe.

Oh, Falcao. Just when we had forgotten you existed, you return to our minds like a bat outta bin liners. We’ve missed you and your abs, mate. May our paths cross again soon.

Champions League Draw: Easy Come, Easy Goes

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Chelsea FC champs league uefa winners european cup

Well, well, well.

And well.

The 2012-13 CL Group Stage draw took place shortly ago and we weren’t surprised by much of what transpired.

Any Kickettes fancy a reactionary debate over the group stage set ups? Wish to name (or shame) those teams who’ll cake walk through to the next round? And which group would you bestow the infamous Group O’ Death honour upon?

C’mon, we know you’re up for it.