Weekend Results: Talismen & Tidy Professionals
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Weekend Preview: Watch This, Sleep Through That
Sometimes, it’s the little things that make life worth living, isn’t it? Image: AFP/Getty Images.
The Bundesliga starts this weekend. Fingers crossed Mario Gotze wins his fitness battle in time. For everyone’s sake.
Anywho, here’s our slightly irreverent list of weekend predictions.
What are yours, Kickettes?
El Clasico: Human Tetris Edition
Not that we think you need one, but here’s a reminder of how last night’s El Clasico played out. Reactions from the Kickette Peanut Gallery? Image: LLUIS GENE/AFP/GettyImages.
John Terry: Down, But Not Out
Turn that agonising frown upside down, JT! After all, your team won in the end, didn’t they?
Although, a tip for next time: ’tis best to seek medical attention whilst shirtless. It’ll relieve any immediate pain and suffering. Guaranteed.
Monday Night Football: Frustrating ‘Fros
Image: ANDREW YATES/AFP/GettyImages; Michael Regan/Getty Images.
The owner/occupier of the EPL’s biggest mess of a mane (Timmy Howard’s words, not ours!) rose above the United defence to score the only goal of last night’s Everton vs. Manchester United game, and despite rocking United’s new gingham get-up which we don’t hate quite as much now, neither Rooney nor Robin could do a damn thing about it.
While we’re on the subject of overwhelming hair in the United defence, we were rather perturbed by Nemanja Vidic’s sudden regrowth. Just how did his follicles go from freshly buzzed to fully overgrown bush? You know Kickettes, come to think of it, fur doesn’t grow on metal.
Hmmm, just how indeed.
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