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Heath Pearce: Victorious, Sweaty, Partially Sexy

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New York Red Bulls defender and resident SSIT, Heath Pearce, freaked the F out after scoring his team’s match winning goal at home yesterday. New York came from behind to defeat Portland 3-2.

Weekend Results: The More Things Change…

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After scoring, Dahveeed removed his shirt to reveal a tee with a picture of his fam and the slogan ‘Impossible Without You’. Some of the Kickette staff are still in a sugar coma. Image: REUTERS/Gustau Nacarino.

Manlove. Tear-y bubba moments. Nudity. Poor decision making. Mou.

OMG, it’s back, Kickettes. All of it.

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International Friendly Results: Manmeat & Memes

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Gareth Bale has a crack at the McKayla Maroney – a face that launched a thousand memes. Our photoshop fingers are twitching, Kickettes.

There were a billion international friendly fixtures last night. Literally a whole billion. Give or take.

We’ve covered a few of the major highlights for you here, but if we’ve missed your boys out, please accept our apologies. As you can imagine, it took a while to count the games after we ran out of fingers.

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Shovies & Ouchies: Christian Fischer & Fernando Torres

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Image: AP Photos.

Getting injured on the job is never fun. In some cases, a minor bump, scratch or hanged nail can turn into a disaster of epic proportions.

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Weekend Results: Scary Monsters & Super Tents

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We like a man who knows how to prioritise. Image: Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images.

A staggered start to the European league season, plus the end of the Olympics and the Community Shield all taking place on the same weekend is only going to result in confusion, typos, bickering and glaring errors  in the copy, Kickettes.

Welcome back!

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