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Good Week/Bad Week: Fashion, Financial & Failure Free-For-All

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Pictured: Topps Minis FA Cup construction Set.

We love Fridays for many reasons, but mostly because it’s the only day of the week that our “I’m too fat to come into work today” line is successfully acceptable.

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Escape Is Futile: Milos Kocic, Toronto FC

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Image: George Frey/Getty Images.

You realise that Kickette Soldiers are issued with a stalking pack upon qualification, don’t you, Milos?

It’s contents include (but are not limited to) a hipflask, a camera with wide angle lens and most importantly in your current situation, a large selection of climbing hooks.

You don’t stand a chance.

Weekend Results: Too Little, Too Late?

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Image via elpais.com.

When this man got within feet of Francesco Totti, he chose to scream in his face.

This was not the wackiest thing that happened across the European leagues this weekend, which tells you everything you need to know about this time of year.

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Good Week/Bad Week: Bets, Bans & Bad Moves

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Image via twitter.

Today’s week in review begins with a pop quiz. Whose abs are these?

And more importantly, why aren’t they hanging up in the Kickette office?

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Belated Birthday Greetings: Kyle Beckerman, Real Salt Lake

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Image: Twitter.

It was Kyle Beckerman’s 30th birthday Monday. We forgot, because honestly, we’ll never remember anyone’s birthday, but our friends at Kick TV saved the day by tweeting this photo of Kyle before he suffered defeat in the Great Hair War of 2003.

Which do prefer Kickettes? Smooth Operator Kyle or Woolly Mammoth Man? We’ll take either, if that helps you decide.