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Weekend Results: Chill. We Got This.

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We know for a fact that interrupting a person’s jumpy claps can have terrible psychological consequences. Poor Mesut. UPDATED IMAGE & PHOTOSHOP CREDIT: Kick TV’s Ryan F’ing Bailey girls and boys.

Apparently, Cristiano has La Liga covered. Anyone else make such bold claims this weekend?

Apart from Mesut Ozil’s sale shopping bags, obviously.

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Good Week/Bad Week: Monochrome Madness

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Don’t panic, the Kickette Special Investigation Unit are on this. They should have a definitive answer for you by the time Javi Martinez retires. Image via twitter.

If we are what we eat, call us fast, cheap and easy.

Just thought you needed to know that, Kickettes.

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Weekend Results: Crossing The Line

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This is moments away from becoming pornographic. Anyone got any further footage? We’ll pay. Image: AFP PHOTO/PATRIK STOLLARZ.

We’ve got no time for pleasantries, just straight up action for today, Kickettes.

Same as when we’re on a date.

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Good Week/Bad Week: Poultry & Bad Panties

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Deeply disturbing imagery via dirtytackle.

The oversights were flowing thick and fast at Kickette HQ this week.

Luckily, we mopped them up in this post. Cool, no?

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Kickette Catch Up: Your Extended Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Image: Sport.es.

There was a pool party at Eric Abidal’s house over the weekend, but we rescinded our RSVP after learning clothing was not optional.

Weekend went well for the rest of our Kickette Army we hope?

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