When leaving the bathroom in a nightclub or bar, please ensure that your skirt isn’t tucked into your undies and your shoes aren’t trailing 18 feet of toilet roll.
If you see anyone over the weekend sporting one or both of these looks, move slowly away. You’ve just met a Kickette staffer.
David Estrada was voted MLS Player of the Week for his hat-trick vs. Toronto. This is not why we chose this photo to lead our final MLS Results post, though. AP Photo/Ted S. Warren.
We’re having a spring clean at Kickette HQ, so starting next week, our MLS Results will be incorporated into the Monday Weekend Results post.
We tell you this so you don’t go emailin’ our harrassed admin dept in protest of our failure to live up to our billing. They’re basically the people who keep us organised, so you can imagine how much crap they have to deal with already.
One or two (no, we’re lying, it’s just one) of us are harbouring a crush-ette on Brek Shea from FC Dallas. And, the shrieking coming from her corner of the nap room as we watched this vid of Brekky getting a purple mohawk appendage added to his blond ‘do suggests it’s only going to get worse from here.
Despite her worrying reactions, Shea does take his shirt at the 3:37 mark, so we’ll give them both that.
We’d rather enter The Hunger Games than the office on Mondays.
Is the feeling mutual?
What the hell is going on with Davey B’s hair? It’s doing our fears for his future hotness no good at all.