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Hot On A Hilltop: Peter Lowry, Portland Timbers

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Although this distant view of Peter Lowry’s midsection was taken at a less than optimal angle, we still find footballers who proactively offer up shirtless pictures of themselves to be more attractive than their camera shy peers. Image via Twitter/@KerryBakes.

Doppelgänger Dudes: Landon Donovan & Some Chanel Model

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Presenting Landon Donovan and a random Chanel model, who could quite easily star alongside one another in a remake of the Disney movie where twins switch places, ‘Freaky Friday.’

Only theirs would be called, ‘Freaky, Fraternal-Twins-Separated-At-Birth-Holy-Cow-They-Look-So-Much-Alike-We-Can’t-Get-Over-It Friday.’

Too long of a title?

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Cheers to @DanielleLlanes for the spot. Images via Getty and Tumblr.

 

Benny Feilhaber & Michele Allred: The Many Wonders Of Their Wedding Registry

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You’d think footballers have it all, but as Santino Quaranta’s salary surprisingly reminded us, pay scales weren’t created equal and thus, MLS players probably don’t have it all.

When it comes to everyday household items like whisks and serving trays, ‘ballers everywhere should leave the heavy clicking to their better halves, just like New England’s Benny Feilhaber seems to have smartly done with his fiancé, Michele.

We recently stumbled upon the soon-to-be-married couple’s wedding registry which was met with an assortment of squeals, Ooohs and Aaahs in our HQ. The date of their impending nuptials is the 7th of January 2012 and yes, we’ll hold while you mark the date on your stalking calendars.

Only for you, Kickettes.

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David Beckham: Surprisingly Scary

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Seconds after this photo was taken, the kid veered off to the left and was last seen heading towards the airport. But the thought was there. Image: REUTERS/Cheryl Ravelo.

So Long, Farewell: Santino Quaranta, D.C. United

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At least he was thoughtful enough to leave us with a pretty parting gift before retiring. We’ll also always have this to remember him by. Image via Major League Soccer’s Facebook.