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Seattle Sounders: The Dating Game

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Roger Levesque realises a moment too late that his generosity is about to be exploited in a most alarming manner. Images: AP Photo/Daylife, Getty Images/Zimbio.

We like to feel that in the years we have existed, our influence has infiltrated the collective consciousness of the footballing world in some small way. Despite heavy opposition from those who believe that the game was better when players remained fully clothed at all times and discussion remained focused on squad rotation, we believe that the short tent and mass shirt removal situs have revolutionised the game as a sporting spectacle and as such, we remain fully committed to our cause.

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Good Week/Bad Week: Gifting & Grabbing

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Thierry Henry pauses during his side’s fixture against Colorado Rapids to consider the impact on Cheryl Cole’s career that her exit from US X-Factor might have. Or maybe he just caught a glimpse of Cesc’s hair in the crowd. Images: Getty Images/Daylife, Getty Images/Zimbio

Isn’t it nice to see Titi again? While we could live without the beard and the handsy rep, we’ve missed leching over Monsieur Henry and his physique. He’s not a bad footballer, either.

Sit back and enjoy the memories while taking in the week’s major events, peeps!

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Hounds Of Love: Charlie Davies & Chris Pontius, DC United

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Image via yfrog

OK, are you looking at a) Pontius’ torso, b) Charlie Davies’ cute, ‘I want to get in on this, but I’m hesitant in case the animal bites me and makes me look a fool’ expression or c) the plastic tubs placed in descending size order in the background?

If  you chose a), then you’re shallow, but in like-minded company. If b), you’re compassionate and caring but unlikely to survive in the Kickette office environment. Those who pick c) are just plain weird and probably like looking at boot porn too.

Kickette Interview: Benny Feilhaber On His Move Home, Web Cam Antics & The USMNT

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All images via Getty/Daylife

We were delighted when Benny Feilhaber, one of our American favorites, made the move back stateside from Denmark to play in the MLS for the New England Revolution. We were even more delighted when Benny agreed to answer our hard-hitting questions on such topics as his sleepwear and man hugs.

Whilst we await our Pulitzer Prize in journalism, why don’t you click through and enjoy our 15 minutes of funsies?

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Good Week/Bad Week: Let Them Eat Cake

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Look gorgeous while eating cake. Sylvie nails Kickette 101. Image: Celebrity Paradise via tfs.

In case you’re not familiar, Good Week/Bad Week is the post we cobble together on a Friday morning to reference all the stuff we forgot/couldn’t be bothered/were too drunk to post during the week.

There’s no point in lying, now is there?

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