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EA Sports: Giving Good Shillin’

Image: Facebook, kicktv.

Let’s be clear. When footie computer games start offering incentives for drunken flirtbags like us to play (shirt removal, ‘proper’ manlove celebrations, dressing room camera access), our office uptake will increase exponentially.

Alternatively, the company shilling the product can just invite one of the hottest players ever to walked the hallowed turf (say, Heath Pearce) to a launch, put him in a vintage Mickey Mouse sweater and get our mates over at KICKTV to chase him through lilac lighting with a cameraphone.

EA, you have excelled yourselves. Can you hear that? It’s the sound of a thousand heels on concrete as the Kickette faithful stampede towards you to buy whatever you’re selling.

Camilo Sanvezzo: Eye Colour Exertion

That yellow *was* a nice shade, but Vancouver’s Sanvezzo really felt the red would’ve gone better with his eyes. Image: MLSSoccer.com.

Welcome To The Club: Oksana Andersson

New LA Galaxy player, Christian Wilhelmsson, has a very hawt wife.

So hawt, in fact, that there’s barely any PG-13 rated pics of her on the internet.

She’ll fit in just fine in Los Angeles.

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

For Kickette HQ, coffee is currency.

Ditto for good hair days.

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Good Week/Bad Week: Post-Its & Perusals

Image: Twitter.

We must warn you, there’s a bit of an inspirational feel to our weekly round-up here, Kickettes.

Seriously. We found a picture of a player reading a magazine and everything!

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